I must say I came up with most of those symtoms! When I first started this list, it contained only 50 reasons, but each day, I added five یا 6 new. Today this post has 200+2! (I have to say that after a while I thought this فہرست could be really long! It would be good if I could add مزید reasons, so I found a فورم here and added some of the fan’s opinions).
I hope you’ll enjoy this!
200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep یا a yellow Porsche!
2) آپ like telling to random people who much آپ love Twilight!
3) “Googling” I love Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store آپ walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your دیوار for a Twilight دیوار of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, آپ use a دیوار only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call آپ Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) آپ are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your دوستوں over who is better Edward یا Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and دوستوں to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to random people.
17) After reading Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your دوستوں putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime آپ mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most random things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why آپ love Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while reading the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes آپ are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on مزید than one occasion.
28) آپ get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) آپ have spent your summer combing فورم and fanfics.
34) Having a شرٹ, قمیض saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a شرٹ, قمیض saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your دوستوں Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that آپ are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside آپ still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so آپ can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your لائبریری consisting of only 4 کتابیں (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight پرستار sites saved on the پسندیدہ bar thing.
46) آپ get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only سے طرف کی your description!
50) Constantly saying آپ are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if آپ be my Bella" because, only then, آپ will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your دوستوں even touch the کتابیں at all!
52) Turning around whenever آپ hear Edward's name!
53) آپ have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your دوستوں don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) آپ are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) آپ have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) آپ don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and کہا 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your دوستوں don't know what آپ mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, آپ say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) آپ know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) آپ have read the کتابیں over and over and….over again!
61) آپ watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in love with, آپ say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) آپ have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and آپ suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes آپ of Edward!
64) آپ think Sparkling vampires are cool!
65) آپ squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes آپ think آپ just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all آپ wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) آپ cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else آپ own with twilight décor.
69) آپ have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) آپ stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight دکھانا of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) آپ always look for مشروم, کھنبی ravioli on menus when آپ go to Italian restaurants!
72) آپ randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) آپ wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) آپ are reading this list!
75) آپ Threatened to tape your 10 سال old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) آپ are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are آپ not real?" and people stare at آپ like آپ are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with آپ and Edward’s poster!
78) آپ turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) آپ have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) آپ own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) آپ have googled “I am in love with Edward Cullen”
82) آپ dream about Twilight and dream about reading the words from the pages.
83) آپ are complaining because آپ are aging really fast, every سیکنڈ آپ get older.
84) آپ have آپ favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your ورڈ پاس words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) آپ got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because آپ talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that کہا "I hate Twilight."
89) آپ have tried to read other people’s minds سے طرف کی staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) آپ are trying to ignore the haters because آپ know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny آپ read کتابیں outside, trying hard not to look at a درخت cause آپ know Edward is watching you.
92) آپ have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of پرستار fiction, youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When آپ see twilight posters آپ spend an گھنٹہ with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) آپ have started listening to the classical موسیقی which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down آپ say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) آپ cried when آپ first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time آپ read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, آپ worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) آپ name a pet یا give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired آپ in many different ways.
102) When all آپ think is about is how sweet Edward is and آپ wish مزید guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing آپ lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) آپ can memorize everything the character کہا in the book.
105) آپ dream about becoming a vampire.
106) آپ like Muse even مزید now!
107) آپ look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) آپ look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes آپ unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) آپ have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) آپ will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes یا a red کونویرٹئبل, متحول سیار when آپ are older.
112) آپ pay much مزید interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) آپ re-read یا read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) آپ now want a wedding dress inspired سے طرف کی Edward’s era!
115) آپ will never be really happy until آپ fall in love with a vampire.
116) آپ cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time آپ read it.)
117) آپ want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) آپ want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) آپ start imagining scenes from the کتابیں in your head before آپ go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) آپ print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight پرستار کلب that there are.
123) آپ go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, آپ read "Eclipse".
124) آپ can’t stop watching the فلمیں series over and over.
125) آپ wonder who is a better kisser, Edward یا Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep آپ out.
128) آپ have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) آپ own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) آپ googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song آپ listen to somehow reminds آپ of twilight.
132) آپ believe in vampires and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) آپ are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) آپ Teach your 3 سال old cousin the names of the characters .
136) آپ get your 10 سال old sister addicted to twilight.
137) آپ get your 24 سال old sister addicted to twilight .
138) آپ look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't آپ sparkle?"
139) آپ can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) آپ quote large sections of the کتابیں سے طرف کی memory.
141) آپ plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask آپ to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that vampires and werewolves really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) آپ wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) آپ get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) آپ had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and آپ didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When آپ started studying mitosis and meiosis in science آپ screamed!
151) آپ were studying an artist in art called روبن Patterson آپ immediately started دن dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) آپ like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a فہرست with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a فہرست with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) آپ get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward یا Jacob.
156 ) Being in love with مزید that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone آپ meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) آپ now like supernatural creatures مزید then آپ could ever imagined!
159) آپ suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) آپ compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) آپ start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) آپ have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make آپ think of vampire baseball
164) آپ wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) آپ smile every time آپ meet someone with a name from the books!
166) آپ screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) آپ fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your دوستوں are afraid to ask آپ what آپ want to talk about!
169) آپ wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever آپ see an سیب, ایپل on the edge of a میز, جدول knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg سیب, ایپل thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver یا پیپر وال on your computer.
172) آپ buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) آپ got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) آپ are totally broke because آپ buy every twilight thing آپ ever see!
175) آپ listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when آپ first got it!
176) آپ start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when آپ see a twilight item آپ haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes آپ very happy and thunderstorms make آپ even happier!
178) آپ know the answer to every trivia سوال in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one یا مزید of them as the background for your desktop.
180) آپ enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and آپ are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of writing about wars and battles in your history test , آپ try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes آپ fell that if آپ hadn’t read Twilgiht, today آپ would be a coplitelly different person.
183) آپ have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if vampires exist!
184) When آپ see a silver Volvo driving down the road and آپ chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If آپ could be part of any book, آپ would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing آپ think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) آپ try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever آپ see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if آپ prefer …ice یا fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when آپ hear random people around آپ talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your شبیہ is related to Twilight!
183) …and your جملہ معیاری is a quote from the books!
184) آپ are laughing because آپ know آپ have done half of the above!
186) آپ try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) آپ imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) آپ have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and آپ can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time آپ finish reading the book آپ actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot آپ wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold آپ want your personal space heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon آپ kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but آپ too!
193) آپ have promised to your دوستوں and your relatives several times that آپ ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but آپ break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time آپ read the کتابیں آپ are trying so hard to remember how آپ felt the first time آپ read it.
195) آپ wish آپ could feel the same again.
196) Even though آپ are completely in love with Edward Cullen if آپ had the chance to make him love آپ , آپ wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time reading these reasons and posting your own تبصرے about this!
198) آپ know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book آپ have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when آپ realise that آپ are in some way lucky because آپ belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for reading Twilight and even مزید proud because آپ loved it!
201) Knowing that the دن of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and آپ will always have the کتابیں and the فلمیں in your لائبریری …
202)…but not only there! آپ will always have them in a special place in your heart!