Twilight Series Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. آپ know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in love with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will آپ come ہوم to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have آپ ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s شرٹ, قمیض and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

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Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in love with Edward thing. She کہا it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh یا better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let آپ know how it all turns out اگلے time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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Mary Alice, Chapter 14

posted by teamalice_0

So sorry I haven't been writting. Since I can't freakin talk, which is really annoying, I'm gunna write. Ps. my tonsels are swollen, thats why I can't talk.
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His eyes were stunning brown, familiar, comforting, home.

I smiled, something I haven't done much since my mom died, and also since I enternaly died. Though I felt alive.

"So your related to Alice? I thought she didn't have any family."

"She's my aunt. She never knew I ever exsited. But after I told her my name and my story she believed me."

"Oh. سے طرف کی the way, my name's Seth."

"Mary Alice...

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The End of the World Means Save Twilight?

posted by Hellohoudini

The End of the World Means Save Twilight?

گیا کیا پوسٹ سے طرف کی Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am

The Sony Pictures website has a series of پولز going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as آپ may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the سب, سب سے اوپر movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and سٹار, ستارہ Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so کرائیں جمع your پسندیدہ artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the دیوار because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions

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black moon chapter 4

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter 3)
And I ran to the سٹریٹ, گلی and walked back to ہوم when I got ہوم I went and took a شاور and cooked fried مچھلی fore Charlie and called him at work to see what took him so long
-hi dad where are you
-hey Bella, there was an animal attack and some hikers are missing were trying to find out some clues I will be ہوم in one گھنٹہ okay?
- sure be careful
-always am bye
-bye
Then I hung up the phone and went to my room I was thinking about today when an idea popped in my mind it wasn’t a very good idea but still it might work I took my phone out of my pocket and called edward I was hoping...

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Taylor's Story Chpt. 34

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Sorry it's short but here it us..... Rate and comment.....
TS35
Don't worry it's nothing bad. I just want to ask آپ what was wrong. Jake said. Fine, آپ caught me. I said. Okay, what is it? Jake asked again. Your just so tall, I was never tall to begin with but now I am even lower since I am in this thing. I کہا looking down. Tay, don't think that way. Jake said. It's hard not to. I said. I know, come on let's lay on your new comfy بستر and watch tv. Jake said. He picked me up, spun me around and than kissed me lightly on the lips. Jake that was so sweet but it kind of hurt my cheat. I told...

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Another Story chapter 79

posted by surfergal

Sorry its short. I don't really know where to go from this. تبصرہ and Rate PLEASE!!!

We ended up shopping for most of the دن and I was so tried once we got back to our house. Emmet and Rosalie came over to me and Nathen's house to help set somethings up like the cribs. Rosalie and Alice help me pick out the babies bedding. Once everything was set up and we had picked out the bedding Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmet left. Nathen and I could finally relax and be with each other. We both ended up falling asleep on the couch.
Days went سے طرف کی and I was getting closer to my due تاریخ and that brought...

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Ignorance-Chapter Nine-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Ignorance

BuffyFaithfan1
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Chapter Nine: آپ Will Never Fade Away
~PART ONE of TWO~
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We didn't quite know what to do, we were drying off and getting dressed just as the moon made creepy shadows and made مزید light than ever. We could see everything! There bare skin, there love making, even see what it was that made them a couple. Gross!? I know it.
"So where are the others?" Rick asked, drying off his torso.
"At shelter." Jake answered drying his legs.
"The Cave?" Zo asked slipping on her boots.
"Ye-yeah." I کہا putting my shoes on.
"Can we...

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vampire meets immortl

posted by superfan43

part3 immortls find vampires.happy now old man?asked dukin.yes boy scout.said methos as he put down the بیئر bottle.dukin had not had a scoch like he usely does.what is wrong boy scout? asked methos.nothin" old man.said dunkin.okay.said methos.as methos کہا that he notest that dunkin was faloing a silver volvo.
dunkin were are we going?asked methos.were ever that car go's کہا dunkin.why?asked methos.i don't know methos now be quiet.said dunkin.fine mummbled methos.i heard that.said dunkin.as the volvo went into the woods so did dunkin.bloody scott get us out of here.said a mad methos.no i...

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Taylor's Story chapt. 32

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS32 choice two
Jake's POV
I went to go tell Sam everything that happen with Taylor. He told me to go down to the hospital and call if anything was to serious. I drove to the hospital because I knew it would faster than running at a human pace. I quickly found a parking place. I went to the front desk. Is there a Taylor Kullen here? I asked the front ڈیسک lady. Yes, are آپ family? The lady asked. No, I am her boyfriend. I said. The lady raised her eyebrow. Can آپ tell me who her doctor is right now? I asked. No, sorry آپ have to be family. The lady said. Where is the waiting? I asked. She...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 31

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Sam's POV
I didn't move, Taylor was starting to freak out that someone was holding her and she didn;t know who it was. Relax its just us. I کہا to Taylor. I felt her relax in my arms a little bit but she was still tense. I could here her دل it was beating fast from getting scared. She tired to calm herself but it didn't work to much. I heard Jake and Seth chuckle behind me. Taylor tried to break free from my grip but she was not strong enough too exscape. I sat her down, she quickly turned and glared at us. Taylor relax, it was just Sam. Seth said. Whatever, where did yall go? Taylor asked...

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Creset till Dawn Chapter 14

posted by RATHBONE07

Victoria?” Embelline breathed on my face, the smell of James blood intoxicating. She reached out for me and crushed me towards the floor. “Now, tell me, cause I really don’t get this. How would آپ feel if some downright stranger just happened to پار, صلیب your path, and then چرا لیا, چوری کی your man away? Huh? Ever have that happen to you?” She yelled as she sat in سب, سب سے اوپر of me, spilling her guts out. James was no where to be seen. After Embelline had called her little workers in (Mary and Thomas), they had both left with him. Mary’s face was devilish when she saw me, a huge grin had crossed her...

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10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

posted by myau

10: Tell her that Edward and Bella are going to get married in Vegas.

9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks آپ why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.

8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks آپ where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.

7: Give all her clothes to charity.

6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.

5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.

4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.

3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming

2: Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.

1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

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jane's story (twilight) chapter 2

posted by anna0789

i just look right ahead and sigh

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i arrived to the port angels airport
i was wearing some old ripped jeans and little tank سب, سب سے اوپر and a hoddie

then the man told me to follow him we took a cab
on the way the man was silent that was good i didn't wanto to talk to him is he didn't excisted i would be ہوم with monica ..

we arrive to what seem to be Forks it was a small town and very typical i felt uneasy i would be like a new thing to look at
a foster kid wow i sigh to myself

the man look at me "we arrive kid" he کہا

we enter to a building that look old and that needed a pait but in the inside...

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Missing Soulmates Chapter 2

posted by EBRCBrit

OK this is chapter 2 of the missing soulmates.please excuse the miss spelling.

It was a cold February, Saterday morning when i walked outside to wait for angela to دکھائیں up for our shopping spree. She finnaly showed up right on time at 10:00 like she said. She had a really nice car. I think it was a new ford focus. I cringed at the thought that her car was red but looked like a volvo. I got in. She started to drive away.

"hey angela. How was your night?" I asked

"it was great. Me and ben went to the movie and saw that new romance. He comaplained it was too much of a chick flick."

"Was it that book...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 10

posted by teamalice_0

Enjoy!
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Carlisle kept flipping throught the pages and pages of pictures, when his eyebrow rose.

"Mary? Who is this?" he poitned to a picture.

"You honestly don't know?"

He shook his head.

"That's Alice, when she was human."

Everyone swarmed around him trying to see the picture. hoave they not seen her when she was human?

Edward made eye contact with me and shook his head. I stared around the room, thinking, my thoughts wandering.

"Mary?" I looked over to a sad Alice.

I started walking to her but stopped when Jasper hugged her. I moved so I...

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10 Twilight MTV moments! Spunk Ransom to 100 Monkeys

posted by Brysis

Below are our سب, سب سے اوپر 10 "Twilight" MTV moments. Which is your favorite?

Spunk Ransom Is Born
In one of his first interviews for the "Twilight" franchise, MTV News had nearly an گھنٹہ alone with the soon-to-be A-lister on the set of the film. Among the many سوالات we brought him was: "What do آپ think of your nickname RPattz?" He responded in his usual charming, rambling manner, insisting that he wanted a new nickname: Spunk Ransom. The term has stuck, been officially defined, yielded some very cool "Twilight" merch and is reportedly the easiest way to get a smile out of Rob — er, Spunk —...

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Read This About A New Story!Called Renesmee and Her bff Alex!Read so آپ know what is going on!

posted by courtneykutie

So in Alice&Jaspers wierd&love Alice finds out she has a daughter and Alex(her daughter)changes her diet and brings her ہوم to the family,everyone likes her!!

So in the New Story Alex and Renesmee become best دوستوں and they start school together and go through everything together like with family,friends,crush's,the imprinting and maybe falling in love!

hope u like it!!!when it comes out!!
Read to find out what happens!!in this new story!!!

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Alice&Jaspers wierd&love chapter 6 Alex POV

posted by courtneykutie

Chapter 5 Alex

"Alice do آپ want to cut our trip short and go home,alex will change she didn't even go after the human with the blood was every where."i heard jasper say as i reached them

"Cuz i dont like to kill humans and i had a vision of my mom hunting so thats why i stoped and starved myself for weeks then i went hunting yesterday after our walk"i told them and alice came over to me and smiled
"Lets go home."alice کہا and we walked back to Peter and شارلٹ house to get my stuff
"What happened to Tj?"Jasper asked
"um...he had rights to be scared of me"i smiled and ran into the house[i]...

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Another Story Chapter 72

posted by surfergal

sorry its short. Hope ya like! please tell me what آپ think and rate it please

Everything was back to normal now that I had my memory back. I even could remember what it was like to not remember anything. Soon as I healed all my cuts and the muscle in my leg that I pulled, I went back surfing. Yes, I was freaking out when I went back into the water for the first time. I paddled out to the white water ( where the waves have already broke) and sat there for a little bit. I was trying to get the nerve to go a little bit further out and then again I sat there for a little bit. I started paddling...

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Creset till Dawn Chapter 12

posted by RATHBONE07

Sorry for taking so looong:((

All was done. We all strode out of the bar together. Of course I was ashamed of what I had just done. Killing others for my own survival. James held me tightly, hushing me silently every time I whimpered. Laurent and Embelline were on either of our sides, licking their lips, savoring the blood.
“Embelline?” Laurent stopped dead in his step and turned around to face Embelline. “Im going up North, get a few more, im still not full.” Embelline nodded.
“Ill come with you. It wasn’t the best ive eaten either.” And they left, hand in hand. It was weird though....

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Another Story Chapter 71

posted by surfergal

Thanks for everyone reading! Do y'all think I should break these stories and put them into a book like یا do y'all think that I should keep going with the chapters? Please let me know!

When I woke up Emmet was holding me in his arms and I was breathing really fast. I looked up at face and I could tell that he was scared. Once I got my breath back I started talking.
What's wrong? I ask.
I heard آپ speaking and I came up hear to see who آپ were talking to. Emmet said.
Oh. I sad. He was the only one in the room.
Was I ever what I think is called a rescue swimmer? I ask.
Yeah, why? Emmet ask....