سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. آپ can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. آپ can go wherever آپ want when آپ تاریخ both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. آپ can take Edward ہوم to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. آپ can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because آپ shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes آپ need an air conditioner, and sometimes آپ need a space heater.
9. Who says آپ can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because آپ refuse to be affected سے طرف کی territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a فہرست of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and آپ are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
If آپ have any مزید ideas, post 'em on the تبصرے board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One مزید thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and آپ are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
If آپ have any مزید ideas, post 'em on the تبصرے board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One مزید thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!