Show Saver - A character that makes آپ feel a bit better when least پسندیدہ characters are taking over یا something bad happens in a story. EXAMPLES: Seiya Kou, Yao Wang (those are my examples, everyone has their own)

Glitter Hobo - Girls in a school یا workplace that dress and act like sluts. Comparable to Ke$ha.

Magical Block of Wood - The random pices of wood آپ can find on the floor. Make them in to unicorn horns.

Weaboo Grenade - A fat weaboo girl. Originates from the slang term "grenade" meaning fat lady.

NAME OF CHARACTER WITHELD - The worst character in a certaint series who's name you'll...

(YES, this is also on the random spot.)


. Before reading any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" سے طرف کی Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy یا overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw ٹوسٹ at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about...

Dawn: Hi friend! I'm Dawn!
Dana: 'Sup.
Dawn: So, where do آپ live?
Dana: Somewhere.
Dawn: I live in Boston! But before I lived in Paris. آپ see, my parents died in a kidnapping, and-
Dana: Cool.
Dawn: Why are آپ دکھانا no emotion AT ALL?
Dana: Why is your hair odd?
Dawn: Excuse me? I've been working on this for a while? Your hair isn't even colored!
Dana: That's because I don't want to regret it when I'm older. آپ have any tattoos?
Dawn: Well, I have one on my ankle, two on my wrists, and one on my lower back!
Dana: How old are you?
Dawn: Sixteen.
Dana: Getting a tattoo in Massachusetts isn't legal...