So I was on a bus with my friend on our way to play at a school band performance, and I get a text message. I look at my phone and the number is unrecognizable. The text says simply "do آپ know SuG". I reply "yes, and who is this." The text I get back says "You cannot tell anyone I'm talking to you" I'm all like what? The اگلے text says "this is Yuji." I freeze. I know it's a joke, but I can't help but want it to be the real Yuji, so I go along with it, for a while. After we chat a bit, I ask "is this the real Yuji? آپ better not be a fake."
the person texting keeps on swearing that this is...