There was a website, یا phone calling service, یا something, that would answer سوالات about Australia for people that were vacationing there. Some of the سوالات weren't very intelligent, so the people who answered the سوالات decided to have fun with them.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can آپ send me a فہرست of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when آپ get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: آپ are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is دودھ available all سال round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter/gatherers. دودھ is illegal.
Q: Please send a فہرست of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where آپ come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a سوال about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of برداشت, ریچھ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. آپ can scare them off سے طرف کی spraying yourself with human urine before آپ go out walking.
Q: Do آپ have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the فاؤنٹین, چشمہ of youth. Can آپ tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can آپ tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night-clubs.
Q: Do آپ celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can آپ send me a فہرست of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when آپ get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: آپ are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is دودھ available all سال round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter/gatherers. دودھ is illegal.
Q: Please send a فہرست of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where آپ come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a سوال about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of برداشت, ریچھ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. آپ can scare them off سے طرف کی spraying yourself with human urine before آپ go out walking.
Q: Do آپ have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the فاؤنٹین, چشمہ of youth. Can آپ tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can آپ tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night-clubs.
Q: Do آپ celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first
The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There آپ are! I've been looking for آپ forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I love you!
Stranger: is that good یا bad?
Stranger: well are آپ a guy یا a girl?
You: Kurt, don't آپ love me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There آپ are! I've been looking for آپ forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I love you!
Stranger: is that good یا bad?
Stranger: well are آپ a guy یا a girl?
You: Kurt, don't آپ love me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What آپ been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do آپ ship Klaine?
Do آپ ship Spuffy?
آپ don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam اگلے week?
Did آپ watch Glee on Monday?
Did آپ know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did آپ know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did آپ know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough سوالات for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are آپ a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do آپ like Drarry?
are آپ against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a کتیا, کتيا earlier.....
Hi
How are you?
What آپ been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do آپ ship Klaine?
Do آپ ship Spuffy?
آپ don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam اگلے week?
Did آپ watch Glee on Monday?
Did آپ know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did آپ know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did آپ know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough سوالات for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are آپ a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do آپ like Drarry?
are آپ against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a کتیا, کتيا earlier.....