There was a website, یا phone calling service, یا something, that would answer سوالات about Australia for people that were vacationing there. Some of the سوالات weren't very intelligent, so the people who answered the سوالات decided to have fun with them.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can آپ send me a فہرست of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when آپ get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: آپ are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is دودھ available all سال round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter/gatherers. دودھ is illegal.
Q: Please send a فہرست of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where آپ come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a سوال about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of برداشت, ریچھ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. آپ can scare them off سے طرف کی spraying yourself with human urine before آپ go out walking.
Q: Do آپ have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the فاؤنٹین, چشمہ of youth. Can آپ tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can آپ tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night-clubs.
Q: Do آپ celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can آپ send me a فہرست of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when آپ get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: آپ are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is دودھ available all سال round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter/gatherers. دودھ is illegal.
Q: Please send a فہرست of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where آپ come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a سوال about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of برداشت, ریچھ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. آپ can scare them off سے طرف کی spraying yourself with human urine before آپ go out walking.
Q: Do آپ have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the فاؤنٹین, چشمہ of youth. Can آپ tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can آپ tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night-clubs.
Q: Do آپ celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first
so آپ guys know the omegle trolling fad that someone started on this spot?
well i have been trolling on omegle but ive started to do it a different way.
so i find some ho....rny guy and look up dirty pics of girls, and link them and laugh as the guys goin on about how hott the girl is and tlaking about his reactions to the pics (if u kino what i mean). I claim the girls are me, and they always believe it.
i honestly think both male and female "parts" are gross, but guys مزید gross than girls. Im a girl.
FML
well i have been trolling on omegle but ive started to do it a different way.
so i find some ho....rny guy and look up dirty pics of girls, and link them and laugh as the guys goin on about how hott the girl is and tlaking about his reactions to the pics (if u kino what i mean). I claim the girls are me, and they always believe it.
i honestly think both male and female "parts" are gross, but guys مزید gross than girls. Im a girl.
FML
