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I woke up and looked around realising where I was. Oh God! How on earth did I get here? “Hermione?” I heard a voice in the بستر اگلے to me, I turned around and saw Professor Lupin! “What are آپ doing here?” he whispered.
“I was about to ask آپ the same thing!” I replied
“This is my room I’m supposed to be here, آپ on the other hand are not”
“Well I’m not sure how I got here” I then realised I was naked and my clothes where lying on the floor. I tried to grab them but fell out of bed. I jumped up, grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom. I tried to get dressed...

50 Things to Do During An Exam When Your Going To Fail Anyway

1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few منٹ early.

2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

3.If it is a math / science exam, answer in essay Form. If it is long answer / essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5.Talk the entire way through...

There once was small village full of people. These people were suspicous and only wanted to be completely normal. The town was surrounded سے طرف کی forest but nobody went in. Why? Because stange things tended to happen there. Once there was a man who got curious about what was going on, he went in. He did not come out. This lead people to think of witchcraft and black magic. The town full of people very quickly became less and less untill there was hardly a soul there.

Meanwhile, 3 ladies named Matty, Cissy, and Emmy Biggerstaff were in the forest planning what they would do next. These ladies were...

Have آپ ever had a dream that was so lifelike, and so perfect that آپ never wanted it to end and felt disappointed and even maybe heartbroken when it ended? Well, I've had about 5 of these dreams.

5. The Buffy Comic dream
Date: about a سال ago
Cause: watching Buffy an گھنٹہ beforehand

I was browsing around this store that looked kinda blank, suspiciously like the 2-dollar store close to where I live.

I was browsing the bottom shelf when suddenly I came across a stack of Buffy Season 8 comics at a discounted price. I was just about to pay... when I woke up.

4. The Paramore Store dream
Date: about...

Alex:Go into as much detail as possible on the following questions:

Do آپ play an instrument?

Best:No, I don't play an instrument. Although in Grade 3 and 4 my school made us learn how to play the flute, but I don't play it anymore.

Alex:Do آپ have any pets(little brothers count =))?

Best:No pets as in animals, but I want a کتے یا kitty. :) And I have two younger brothers; one is 7 years old and the other a few weeks.

Alex:Tell me your Harry Potter life story.

Best:Well it started years ago, one night at my grandmother’s house when I was bored. My cousins had left already, and I was asking...

I should probably post this on the bassoon, باساون spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If آپ put a دستانے, دستانہ on سب, سب سے اوپر of the bell, and play a low B flat, the دستانے, دستانہ will inflate. So freaking cool.

- آپ can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives آپ an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...