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With my compulsory education, that is.
And because I am feeling very something-y, I decided to tell آپ all a little about that compulsory education. آپ can tell me to shut up if آپ like :D

Anyhow, I survived this compulsory education without ever
- getting detention
- getting a 7 یا worse on a رپورٹ card (scale of 4-10)
- wearing make-up to school
- drinking
- smoking
- using other illicit substances
- getting suspended یا expelled
- getting sent to the principal's office
- telling a teacher to fuck off (I did lecture my homeroom teacher about respect once though)

Things I achieved were
- getting a...

So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me writing an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most کہا yes. So here is my فہرست in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for آپ people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...

آپ guys know that, right? I don't have any special power یا right over the rest of you. And I thought آپ all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of آپ do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the درخت doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...