#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight joining other princesses, (pretending to get مزید and مزید angry) In an event, for the PRINCESSES!!
#4:
"I sense a stereotype, beep, beep, beep"
#5:
Celestia: آپ failed!
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! (is heard throwing something into wall).
#6:
"OH MY GOD! IT'S JOHN DE LANCIE!! I got an total nerd orgasm wait now!"
#7:
"Look at the guy watching the CMC's the play.. Probably think "If I were a pedophile I'll be thinking DAAAAMN"........ I'm kidding, he probably isn't thinking that.
#8:
"Well.... Guess THAT's the end of the episode.. Seemed rushed.
#9:
ٹٹو Mov Spike: Y'know, آپ can say "anybody". Instead of "anypony". Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would've known what آپ had meant if آپ had کہا "anybody". Seems to me like that's the kind of thing that everybody's doing just because everybody else is doing it. So...
Mrawkwardreviewer: (thinking EXCATLY what I was thinking at this moment) THANK YOUUU!!..
ٹٹو Mov Spike: ... What? Look, I'm cool, dude! I'm down! Okay? Frankly I'm just happy to be here today. Let's just zap this کتیا, کتيا already, okay? I'm gettin' antsy. [in the distance] Give me a break today, huh? My girlfriend's trying to get me to quit weed.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wait? Who's your girlfriend?.. Is it Lyra?.. (screaming) DON'T آپ TOUCH HER!! (throws something).
#10:
Luna: Since آپ choose to fear your princess rather than love her!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't cry Luna, I still love you... Not sexually, shut up!
#11:
"Hopefully there's no چائے parties.. That's all I can say"..
#12: ٹٹو MOV DISCORD: PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wow... Fuck آپ Discord. Never thought I'd say that.
#13:
Spike: Seems like only yesterday I was saving this place from being totally destroyed. Hey, آپ guys remember that?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ only mentioned it about fifteen times on the train here.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't be A bitch.. He's not use to be celebrated... Calm your tits Dash.
#14:
Spike: That was it? Princess Celestia had آپ come all the way to the Crystal Empire just to do that? I mean, whoa, really regal and important!
(the other five glare at him).
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! He was right! Don't glare at him like that!
#15:
Princess Cadance: Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Ohhh... Because she's married... (sarcastically) Great message to the kids.
#16:
"My god! I feel my manliness lowering with each episode!"
#17:
"My laugh is like an orgasm!"
#18:
Shining Armor: آپ want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines.
Mrawkwardreviewer: (sarcatically) Yeah, cause the kids TOTALLY know what migraines are.
#19:
Chrysalis: Right آپ are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has مزید love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain مزید power than we have ever dreamed of!
Mrawkwardreviewer: What the hell is Celestia standing there for!.. Just letting her monologue are we?
#20:
(ending catch phrase)
"I'll see آپ at the flag pole!"
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight joining other princesses, (pretending to get مزید and مزید angry) In an event, for the PRINCESSES!!
#4:
"I sense a stereotype, beep, beep, beep"
#5:
Celestia: آپ failed!
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! (is heard throwing something into wall).
#6:
"OH MY GOD! IT'S JOHN DE LANCIE!! I got an total nerd orgasm wait now!"
#7:
"Look at the guy watching the CMC's the play.. Probably think "If I were a pedophile I'll be thinking DAAAAMN"........ I'm kidding, he probably isn't thinking that.
#8:
"Well.... Guess THAT's the end of the episode.. Seemed rushed.
#9:
ٹٹو Mov Spike: Y'know, آپ can say "anybody". Instead of "anypony". Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would've known what آپ had meant if آپ had کہا "anybody". Seems to me like that's the kind of thing that everybody's doing just because everybody else is doing it. So...
Mrawkwardreviewer: (thinking EXCATLY what I was thinking at this moment) THANK YOUUU!!..
ٹٹو Mov Spike: ... What? Look, I'm cool, dude! I'm down! Okay? Frankly I'm just happy to be here today. Let's just zap this کتیا, کتيا already, okay? I'm gettin' antsy. [in the distance] Give me a break today, huh? My girlfriend's trying to get me to quit weed.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wait? Who's your girlfriend?.. Is it Lyra?.. (screaming) DON'T آپ TOUCH HER!! (throws something).
#10:
Luna: Since آپ choose to fear your princess rather than love her!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't cry Luna, I still love you... Not sexually, shut up!
#11:
"Hopefully there's no چائے parties.. That's all I can say"..
#12: ٹٹو MOV DISCORD: PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wow... Fuck آپ Discord. Never thought I'd say that.
#13:
Spike: Seems like only yesterday I was saving this place from being totally destroyed. Hey, آپ guys remember that?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ only mentioned it about fifteen times on the train here.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't be A bitch.. He's not use to be celebrated... Calm your tits Dash.
#14:
Spike: That was it? Princess Celestia had آپ come all the way to the Crystal Empire just to do that? I mean, whoa, really regal and important!
(the other five glare at him).
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! He was right! Don't glare at him like that!
#15:
Princess Cadance: Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Ohhh... Because she's married... (sarcastically) Great message to the kids.
#16:
"My god! I feel my manliness lowering with each episode!"
#17:
"My laugh is like an orgasm!"
#18:
Shining Armor: آپ want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines.
Mrawkwardreviewer: (sarcatically) Yeah, cause the kids TOTALLY know what migraines are.
#19:
Chrysalis: Right آپ are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has مزید love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain مزید power than we have ever dreamed of!
Mrawkwardreviewer: What the hell is Celestia standing there for!.. Just letting her monologue are we?
#20:
(ending catch phrase)
"I'll see آپ at the flag pole!"
