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Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did آپ say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) آپ had one fucking job and آپ couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. آپ didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats سے طرف کی Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but آپ know if آپ give food to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would آپ hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! آپ and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!


#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my پسندیدہ nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are آپ rooting for so far? Have آپ fallen into Amita's honey pot, یا have آپ been dazzled سے طرف کی Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, مزید than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..


#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell آپ it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... آپ don't text for help.. آپ CALL for help.... Get up, آپ gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... آپ see boy.. Nobody's coming.


#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But آپ have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are آپ still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?


#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope آپ don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If آپ are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do آپ need so many zippered pockets? What do آپ keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose آپ do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow آپ down.


#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, یا the lunatic who has murdered his way to the سب, سب سے اوپر of my mountain?


#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.


#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.


#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. یا enjoy some nice dinner.


#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, آپ didn't even blink boy
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POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay یا a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but آپ might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider آپ a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. آپ really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him مزید in فلمیں like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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