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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill آپ both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell آپ all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill آپ both, slice آپ open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear آپ up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: ارے Ty? Who آپ think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set سے طرف کی our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE آپ ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. آپ heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome آپ freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: آپ think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask آپ something? Did آپ have to live the rest of your life with your best دوستوں life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So آپ can take your god damn رپورٹ and shove it up your ass... And let me tell آپ something else.. آپ did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that آپ created... So آپ live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how آپ like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few سیکنڈ were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe آپ want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, آپ WISH آپ had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are آپ such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) آپ oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful تبصرے towards on going people for no reason?

Game دکھائیں host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed سے طرف کی the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colors and betrays Niko سے طرف کی trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling ماند, خلوت خانہ in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined سے طرف کی the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court سے طرف کی the Reality Police and put on trial simply because آپ کہا your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog سے طرف کی a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget آپ ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These فلمیں are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me مزید into it.

So yeah.

LOVE IT!!
 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ارے cowboy? آپ mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, آپ DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of آپ left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK آپ VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where آپ guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time پہلے in a world ruled سے طرف کی ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with قوس قزح Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed مزید money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make مزید money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this دکھائیں the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big عملی حکمت fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death شارک attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a شارک attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned سے طرف کی the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the شارک was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the گزشتہ H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all آپ want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" گھنٹہ

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the دن off. So we got آپ another ٹٹو to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new ٹٹو was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run سے طرف کی thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are آپ the new آگ کے, آگ mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another ٹٹو on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, آپ must be my new آگ کے, آگ mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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posted by Canada24
Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death شارک attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a شارک attack.. All while his screams are drowned سے طرف کی the christmas singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the شارک was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's سیکنڈ lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, food cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the...
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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..


#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse...
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