This idea was دیا to me سے طرف کی Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My پسندیدہ sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.
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Dash, while having her آئی پوڈ, ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - دل Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.
"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash کہا to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.
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Dash rang the door bell, voices are heard from inside.
Kate: (shouting) Packie, the door!
Packie: (shouting) Here's an crazy idea Kate, ANSWER IT~!
Kate: I can't I'm busy!
Packie: (shouting) I'm busy too, so آپ answer it!
Kate: (shouting) I can't! I'm on the toilet!
Packie: (shouting) For fuck sake, I don't need to hear that! Can't آپ just say, I'm busy!?
Kate: (shouting) I کہا I was busy! But that wasn't "good enough" for you!
Packie: (shouting) آپ know what! I hope it's one of those ہوم invasion deals, AND THEY SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Kate: (shouting) Well, if it's a ہوم invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
Packie جوابات the door.
"Hey, hey, آپ made it!" Packie cried excitedly, and gave Dash a hug.
Kate: (shouting) Who is it!?
"It's Dash!" Packie shouted back.
Kate: (shouting) Well bring her inside! We don't need bugs!
"The bugs only come here, BECAUSE YOUR THEIR QUEEN!.. (calmly to Dash) So how was your drive?" Packie replied.
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SOON AFTER:
"Alright.. I'll get the turkey" Packie said, heading into the kitchen.
"Packie, can آپ get the turkey?" Gerry asked, having not fully heard him.
"I کہا I was getting it!" Packie cried annoyedly.
"FIne. I'LL get it!" Gerry groaned.
"I GOT IT!" Packie screamed from in the kitchen.
"Say Dash.. Where's Niko?" Kate asked.
"He isn't coming.. But after last year.. Can't say I blame him" Dash replied.
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LAST YEAR:
Packie see's Niko and Dash kissing, and without warning he suddenly shoots a taser into Niko's neck, nearly killing him.
"WHAT THE HELL PACKIE!?" cried an enraged Dash.
"The creep was making "the move" on you!.. And I don't want my new sister whoring herself!" Packie cried, still a bit drunk from earlier.
"WHORING MYSELF!?" Dash cried, even مزید angry now.
"Yeah!" Packie cried.
"Look.. It's been a سال now.. Just let us be" Dash cried.
"Fuck that.. He touches آپ again.. I'll cut his fuckin throat!"
"Jesus Packie!" Dash cried, a bit shocked.
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"What's with the extra میز, جدول spot?" Dash asked.
"I invited Francis" Maureen replied.
"Fuck that!.. He takes one step in here! I'm taking out my fuckin gun!" Packie threatened.
"Oh come on.. He can't be that bad" Dash insisted.
LATER:
As soon as Francis arrives, he begins acting like a dick to everyone except Kate and Maureen, even Dash was insulted, much to Packie's anger. To the point Packie DOSE reach for his gun, but then Maureen walks in and he had to calm himself down for her sake.
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AT DINNER:
"I've been waiting for all year.. Giving آپ people the bird" Francis joked as he brought over the thanks giving turkey.
"Yes.. That joke gets funnier and funnier each year" Gerry کہا sarcastically.
"Say.. Where's Dash?" Packie asked, realizing she wasn't at the table.
Dash came over, though unfortunately she was drunk, and shouting about aliens.
"Damn it Dash.. That wine was for EVERYONE!" Kate cried, almost angry.
"(Laughs) Leave it to Patrick to bring a drunken کتیا, کتيا into our family" Francis laughed, but Packie wasn't so amused and stood up up angrily.
"Fuck آپ Franky!.. She's not a drunken bitch!.. She's a sweet and caring kid!"
"Yeah right.. Say.. What are her rates" Francis laughed, as he implied Dash to be a hooker.
Packie responded سے طرف کی throwing a کدو, لوکی pie into Francis's face.
"Hey! I worked all دن on that!" Gerry cried angrily.
Francis threw it back at Packie but he ducked and it hit Gerry accidentally.
"(laughing) He got آپ good!" Dash laughed.
"Oh yeah.. (throws food at her, though مزید playfully then Packie did to Francis) Not so funny NOW!" Gerry laughed.
"We're gonna eat in the other room" Kate and Maureen both said, takng there plates and hiding to another room to eat at.
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Dash, while having her آئی پوڈ, ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - دل Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.
"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash کہا to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.
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Dash rang the door bell, voices are heard from inside.
Kate: (shouting) Packie, the door!
Packie: (shouting) Here's an crazy idea Kate, ANSWER IT~!
Kate: I can't I'm busy!
Packie: (shouting) I'm busy too, so آپ answer it!
Kate: (shouting) I can't! I'm on the toilet!
Packie: (shouting) For fuck sake, I don't need to hear that! Can't آپ just say, I'm busy!?
Kate: (shouting) I کہا I was busy! But that wasn't "good enough" for you!
Packie: (shouting) آپ know what! I hope it's one of those ہوم invasion deals, AND THEY SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Kate: (shouting) Well, if it's a ہوم invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
Packie جوابات the door.
"Hey, hey, آپ made it!" Packie cried excitedly, and gave Dash a hug.
Kate: (shouting) Who is it!?
"It's Dash!" Packie shouted back.
Kate: (shouting) Well bring her inside! We don't need bugs!
"The bugs only come here, BECAUSE YOUR THEIR QUEEN!.. (calmly to Dash) So how was your drive?" Packie replied.
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SOON AFTER:
"Alright.. I'll get the turkey" Packie said, heading into the kitchen.
"Packie, can آپ get the turkey?" Gerry asked, having not fully heard him.
"I کہا I was getting it!" Packie cried annoyedly.
"FIne. I'LL get it!" Gerry groaned.
"I GOT IT!" Packie screamed from in the kitchen.
"Say Dash.. Where's Niko?" Kate asked.
"He isn't coming.. But after last year.. Can't say I blame him" Dash replied.
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LAST YEAR:
Packie see's Niko and Dash kissing, and without warning he suddenly shoots a taser into Niko's neck, nearly killing him.
"WHAT THE HELL PACKIE!?" cried an enraged Dash.
"The creep was making "the move" on you!.. And I don't want my new sister whoring herself!" Packie cried, still a bit drunk from earlier.
"WHORING MYSELF!?" Dash cried, even مزید angry now.
"Yeah!" Packie cried.
"Look.. It's been a سال now.. Just let us be" Dash cried.
"Fuck that.. He touches آپ again.. I'll cut his fuckin throat!"
"Jesus Packie!" Dash cried, a bit shocked.
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"What's with the extra میز, جدول spot?" Dash asked.
"I invited Francis" Maureen replied.
"Fuck that!.. He takes one step in here! I'm taking out my fuckin gun!" Packie threatened.
"Oh come on.. He can't be that bad" Dash insisted.
LATER:
As soon as Francis arrives, he begins acting like a dick to everyone except Kate and Maureen, even Dash was insulted, much to Packie's anger. To the point Packie DOSE reach for his gun, but then Maureen walks in and he had to calm himself down for her sake.
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AT DINNER:
"I've been waiting for all year.. Giving آپ people the bird" Francis joked as he brought over the thanks giving turkey.
"Yes.. That joke gets funnier and funnier each year" Gerry کہا sarcastically.
"Say.. Where's Dash?" Packie asked, realizing she wasn't at the table.
Dash came over, though unfortunately she was drunk, and shouting about aliens.
"Damn it Dash.. That wine was for EVERYONE!" Kate cried, almost angry.
"(Laughs) Leave it to Patrick to bring a drunken کتیا, کتيا into our family" Francis laughed, but Packie wasn't so amused and stood up up angrily.
"Fuck آپ Franky!.. She's not a drunken bitch!.. She's a sweet and caring kid!"
"Yeah right.. Say.. What are her rates" Francis laughed, as he implied Dash to be a hooker.
Packie responded سے طرف کی throwing a کدو, لوکی pie into Francis's face.
"Hey! I worked all دن on that!" Gerry cried angrily.
Francis threw it back at Packie but he ducked and it hit Gerry accidentally.
"(laughing) He got آپ good!" Dash laughed.
"Oh yeah.. (throws food at her, though مزید playfully then Packie did to Francis) Not so funny NOW!" Gerry laughed.
"We're gonna eat in the other room" Kate and Maureen both said, takng there plates and hiding to another room to eat at.
Sense we all love movies, and I was دیا the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique فہرست for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..
#6: HE CAN'T DIE:
Some of his مزید serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic تصویر of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..
#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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#6: HE CAN'T DIE:
Some of his مزید serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic تصویر of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..
#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* گلابی فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast
WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.
Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..
So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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* Neckromantic
* گلابی فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast
WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.
Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..
So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, سے طرف کی Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead سے طرف کی Pip)
After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
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EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, سے طرف کی Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead سے طرف کی Pip)
Pip
After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him سے طرف کی giving him some عملی حکمت to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.
#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
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#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
