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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling metal!
Brighter than a thousand suns~!

(solo)

Flying high on rapture!
Stronger free and brave!
Nevermore encaptured!
They've been brought back from the grave!
With mankind resurrected!
Forever to survive!
Returns from Armageddonm to the SKIES~!

He, is, the painkiller!
This, is, the painkiller!
Wings, of, steel!
(painkiller!)
Deadly, wheels!
(painkiller!)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

Can't, stop, the, pain killer~!

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DROWNING POOL ENAMY:

The words آپ used were mine
آپ used a thousand times
Doesn't make them what I've bled!
I hated you, I loathed you
Though felt, I never let the words begin to spill!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, آپ made an enemy!

I never, I never wanted!
I never wanted to poison یا burn through!
Labeled malcontent, سے طرف کی bastards of decent!
Excuse this place I stand, words are to elude you!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, آپ made an enemy~!

Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(ENAMY! YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YOUR ENAMY!)

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, آپ made an enemy~!

The high road away from you!

Walk away, walk away, آپ made an enemy~!

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OFFSPRING - HAMMERHEAD

I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
Come on do it, here we go

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left, where a man once stood

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
But Im just doing what Im told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where it begins and where itll end nobody knows

ارے go

Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
In my head, in my head

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded gonna find my truth
Now Im busting through, all hell breaks loose

And آپ can all hide behind your desks now
And آپ can cry, Teacher, come help me
Through آپ all, my aim is true

My
My aim is true
My aim is true

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KORN - NEVER AROUND:

Hate is all around.
If آپ see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about آپ all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
My mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So! let go
And I will kill this unease.

(maniacal laughter)

AHHHHHHHHHH!

(maniacal laughter)

Hate is all around.
(HAWHAWHAWHAW!!)
If آپ see what I see.
(HAHAHAW!!)
Definitely something's going on.
(AHH!! AHH!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!)
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I کہا for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance سے طرف کی him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is کہا to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A ماہ LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to اقدام on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt یا killed" Dash کہا sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls آپ a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much فلمیں and other things, that آپ don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's مزید of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like یا even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: Europe - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd آپ leave the toilet نشست up?
Peele: کتیا, کتيا WHY WAS آپ LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do آپ even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his عملی حکمت counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. قوس قزح Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* ارے asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves آپ kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended سے طرف کی WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I love Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the سیکنڈ trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on آگ کے, آگ and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never دکھائیں hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a دل of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as آپ have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the چھری gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even مزید easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase آپ out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when آپ run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, آپ won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his پچھواڑے, گدا handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what آپ want about Americans but we understand capitalism. آپ buy yourself a product and آپ get what آپ pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn آپ for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! آپ did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time یا another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There آپ are آپ little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. آپ know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did آپ just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it آپ two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see آپ again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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