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It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, سے طرف کی scaring the audience with various jump scares when Hawk is exploring the house, and slowly causing Hawk's character to grow مزید and مزید paranoid, and causing him nightmares.
But in the end, Hawk finally had enough, destroys the camera, and gets the fuck out of that house!

But, that of coarse leads to the famish twist ending.
At his old home, Ellison receives a video-message from Professor Jonas, who sends him scans of historical تصاویر associated with Bughuul (including the symbol seen in the snuff movies; the تصاویر have been partially destroyed سے طرف کی the early Christians, who believed that تصاویر of Bughuul served as a gateway for the demon to come from the spiritual realm to the mortal world; the تصاویر include the symbol from the murders along with a scorpion, a snake, (matching what he found in the attic) and a black beast. According to Professor Jonas, people, especially children, who saw the تصاویر of Bughuul could be possessed and even abducted into the images.

Ellison fixes the extra film to the original reels and watches the footage, and finds that it depicts the missing children coming onscreen following each murder, revealing themselves to be the killers, apparently under Bughuul's possession, before suddenly disappearing. Confused, Ellison drinks some coffee he found left on a میز, جدول for him, but suddenly becomes light-headed, and upon inspection of his coffee cup, he notices a bright green liquid mixed with the coffee he was drinking and finds a note reading "Good Night, Daddy" under the cup before losing consciousness. Ashley appears behind Ellison, revealing herself to be the drugger, under Bughuul's possession (cause appearently they NEVER should of left that house, Bughuul wanted to scare them off, cause he reveals his true intentions only AFTER each family leaves the house where the last murder was, and Hawk's family was unwittingly in one of the کہا houses, and Hawk saw Bughuul in the videos, making himself and his his family the اگلے victim.. Think.. Slenderman یا something).
Ellison awakens to find himself, Tracy and Trevor bound and gagged on the floor of the parlour in their old house اگلے to the lit fire.

Ashley approaches, filming him one 8 mm camera and promises him that she will "make him famous again". Ashley then decapitates them with an axe (off view), and uses their blood to paint تصاویر of cats, dogs and unicorns on the walls. With her work complete, Ashley گیا پڑھا مرتبہ the Super-8 film of her murders while drawing the murder in the lid of the ہوم فلمیں box (matching the earlier drawings.) The film concludes with an image of the missing children staring into the camera. Bughuul appears behind Ashley, causing the children to flee in fear. He then lifts Ashley into his arms and disappears into the film with her.

The film concludes with an image of the box of films in the Oswalt family's attic, now accompanied سے طرف کی Ashley's reel, labeled "House Painting '12". The camera slowly pans away from the box, until Bughuul appears onscreen for last scare, staring at the audience before the screen goes black, giving the credits.

This, brings us to the sequel.
Most don't like this movie.
But I think movie did really amazing.
Obviously it doesn't سب, سب سے اوپر the first. But it's good non the less.

This time, it's مزید on the kid's point of view.

A timid boy named Dylan is visited nightly سے طرف کی a group of ghostly children, led سے طرف کی a boy named Milo, who force him to watch the "snuff videos" the Sinister films are known for, سے طرف کی know we understand that the ghosts made the videos, themselves. Killing their family's for Bughuul. سے طرف کی feeding them to alligaters while being hung upside-down above a river ("Fishing Trip"), electrocuting them in a puddle of water on a باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ floor ("Kitchen Remodel"), burying them alive in the snow on Christmas دن ("Christmas Morning") and strapping them to chairs with their mouths forced open and having their teeth mutilated with drills ("Dentist Appointment").
Dylan, of coarse, is terrified, and constantly refuses to watch the videos.

Meanwhile, Deputy from the first film, who investigated the Ellison Oswalt (Steven Hawk's character) case, is independently researching the murders connected to Bughuul, and is burning down the homes where each murder took place before another family can اقدام into them, to prevent مزید murders, this included the house where Oswalt and his family was murdered in the first film. He arrives at the farmhouse to destroy it, but is interrupted when he realizes Courtney and her Dylan and Zack are living there. Courtney tells him to leave because she thinks he is working with her estranged husband. He convinces her otherwise and tells Courtney he is a private investigator, and she allows him to investigate the deconsecrated church on the property where a gruesome murder took place.

Later, Deputy is seen in a hotel room, reading newspaper articles, stumbling across one which shows Courtney and her ex-husband, Clint, on their wedding day. Suddenly, مضامین about the murder in the church pop up on the screen, before Bughuul's symbol and a loud buzzing appear and the screen cuts out. When he leans down to collect his bag and in the reflection of the screen, Bughuul is seen standing in the doorway behind him. When he sees it and looks behind him, there is nothing there. Bughuul then appears in the reflection again, before walking آگے and putting his finger to his lips. The Deputy slams the laptop screen.

meanwhile Zach and Dylan's father shows up at the farmhouse with police to try and take the boys but leaves after Deputy threatens them, warning them that they need a court order to proceed. In this scene, it is also revealed that he was arrested after releasing classified information (the names and addresses he gave to Ellison Oswalt in the first film.)

Courtney wants to leave with the boys but Deputy advises Courtney not to leave the farmhouse, knowing that each of the murders connected to Bughuul occurred only after the families had fled the homes where the گزشتہ murders had occurred. Courtney invites him to stay at the farmhouse on the condition that he doesn't tell anyone where they are, and the two develop a budding romance, talking outside the house while sitting on the swings, and passionately kissing once they return inside.

Later, Deputy meets with a professor who has come into possession of a ham radio that belonged to Professor Jonas from the گزشتہ film, who was in contact with Ellison Oswalt and has mysteriously disappeared. The professor کہا the ham radio first belonged to a Norwegian family who was mysteriously murdered in 1973. The professor plays a recording from the Norwegian family, and after reading out the co-ordinates of the house, the young girl's voice on the tape screams "Bughuul can't hear me over your yelling, Mom!" in Norwegian, and seems to murder her mouth, سے طرف کی the screaming from the mom.

Deputy deduces that Bughuul exclusively targets the children of the murdered families, and suddenly, the ham radio bursts to life, repeating what and the professor just said: "It's the kids. gets the kids." Frightened, Deputy then orders the professor to destroy the ham radio.

Meanwhile, Zach (who سے طرف کی the way, is s TERRIBLE little boy, abusing his brother, and once called his mother a CUNT.. Blame their abusive fatther, Clint). becomes jealous of the ghostly children who visit Dylan, and insists on having their attention.

Later, Milo shows Dylan the video "he" made, ("Sunday Service"). witch shows the infamish church murder. Milo recorded himself nailing his family to the floor, and Bughuul summons rats to climb onto the family, as Milo dose the "rat trap" torture routine آپ would see in a medieval torture room. Seriously, look it up.. It's a REAL thing.
Anyway, After Dylan refuses to watch the last movie, the children turn their attention to Zach and abandon Dylan. (which was their plan all along, since the idea was to make Zach jealous, pushing him to the brink of falling into Bughuul).

The اگلے day, Courtney's abusive husband, Clint, arrives with the court ordered custody warrants he didn't have before and Courtney is forced to leave with Zach and Dylan. After finding the farmhouse empty, Deputy drives to Clint's ہوم to warn them about the danger, but Clint (because he's a fucking ASSHOLE) beats Deputy up because he thought he was sleeping with Courney (even though they were divorced) and threatens him with a gun, telling him if he ever comes near his wife again he will shoot him though the head, after beating up his wife.. Though knowing Clint he would probably beat her up even if that DIDN'T happen.. He even beats up Dylan.. Once sent Dylan to the hospital (juse CAUSE).

The اگلے day, Zach, as directed سے طرف کی Milo and the other ghost children, films Dylan and his parents, having a picnic outside learning how to play golf with Clint and Courtney.
After realizing he and his family have been poisoned, Dylan contacts Deputy for help.

That evening, Courtney, Dylan, and Clint are hung on scarecrow posts with sacks over their heads in the cornfield. Zach lights Clint on آگ کے, آگ first and films him as he burns to death (though سے طرف کی this point, this isn't exactly "tragic", we kinda WANTED Clint to be killed off.. The creep!).

Anyway, Deputy arrives at the housen, seeing the آگ کے, آگ and smoke in the distance and just as Zach is about to light Courtney on fire, Deputy arrives and hits Zach with his car. He frees Courtney and Dylan and they flee into the cornfield. However, Zach has survived being hit and pursues them through the cornfield with the camera (and a sickle), and chases after them. (stabbing Deputy in the arm/hang along the way)

Inside the home, the ghost kids try to help Zach find Courtney and Dylan, tearing the house apart and knocking out Deputy in the process.

Shortly after.
Just as Zach is about to kill Courtney and Dylan, the Deputy intervenes, and manages manages to break the camera سے طرف کی throwing a rock at it, ruining Zach's "home movie", and breaking the cycle.

Zach desperetly tries to تلاش for another camera, but Milo and the other ghosts says "It's too late, آپ can never come back.. آپ had to kill ALL of them", and Zach is carried into Bughuul's realm, his face melting into a skull. The house then catches fire, the Deputy, Courtney, and Dylan then escape.

Later, when Deputy is in his motel room packing his things. Before he is about to leave, the ham radio from earlier suddenly appears, he turns and sees the ham radio. Children's voices are heard saying "It's the kids, he gets the kids!". Before a young girl's voice whispers "Deputy". Knowing that he's there. before Bughuul appears in front of the audience (like in the ending of the first).
Since Deputy is the one who stopped the killings سے طرف کی breaking the camera, it is implied that Bughuul kills him..

So,m, yeah.. That's my review..

I like how "abusive husbands" isn't taken lightly in this film. We truly HATE this guy.

Anyway.

My rating
8/10
Not perfect.. But certainly enjoyable

:)
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#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins acting weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes مزید and مزید paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than آپ think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi کی, یوزا (or Micro SMG if آپ prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun یا machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene آپ always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's مزید than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute کتے gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die اگلے to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..


#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did آپ say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see آپ as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing آپ to do something آپ don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I کہا آپ had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are آپ honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's مزید popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have مزید یا less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit مزید hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica شائقین know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell آپ what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. مزید for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless آپ want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All آپ need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim آپ belong to random سٹریٹ, گلی gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST پیزا DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR دوستوں ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as آپ give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders قوس قزح Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen سے طرف کی his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated سے طرف کی how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered سے طرف کی a سٹیک knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the سیکنڈ trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on آگ کے, آگ and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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Some villains آپ either hate them یا love them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the سیکنڈ and Third Age.

At the end of the سیکنڈ Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed سے طرف کی Isildur, after killing his...
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posted by Canada24
"Look, I was gonna go easy on آپ not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as آپ say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...
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#1: EMINEM - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 سال old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The اگلے evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once مزید سے طرف کی his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder کی, camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? آپ trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else آپ gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, آپ know, but--that's for online--but, what are آپ out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do آپ not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do آپ know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? آپ got off the کشتی and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a محفوظ country?
"Cause the mighty king ہنس gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my کچھی against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this سال for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"