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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. آپ know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and اقدام right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the ماہ this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his پسندیدہ ٹٹو in the mane 6 is قوس قزح Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic قوس قزح as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful دن on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a بادل in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing اگلے to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving آپ a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: کہا Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, یا are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did آپ say about my brakes?! آپ took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need آپ to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: آپ know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were آپ even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some random dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry آپ guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are آپ doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots مزید bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? آپ know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If آپ didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the اگلے part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I love this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the تبصرے on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, یا maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Jesus christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are آپ really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, یا mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If آپ make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up اگلے is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine دن for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing اگلے to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are آپ going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: آپ stood there like a statue for 30 منٹ already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before آپ hit the ball off the tee. If آپ mess up your first shot, آپ mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that آپ only hit the ball once in a match of golf.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis

Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have دیا آپ مزید time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: آپ think?!

Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed سے طرف کی any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: ارے yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell سے طرف کی your username.
1Indian1: No آپ couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what آپ do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure آپ told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are آپ deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what آپ told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: ارے listen, if آپ guys let me win, I'll give آپ all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! آپ gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If آپ demote me one مزید time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so آپ can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for مزید players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my اگلے rap. 24, 31, that's the ورڈ پاس to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: آپ do realize آپ have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my اگلے one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are آپ retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up اگلے is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic قوس قزح as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't آپ ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, آپ nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the سہارا master mixed up the سہارا guns with real ones.
Louis: آپ were told سے طرف کی us five times that it wasn't a prop, and آپ f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: آپ can't آگ کے, آگ me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are آپ going?
Roxy: آپ just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill آپ yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill آپ as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no مزید actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* آپ have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Brony Of The ماہ for August 2015, and bloopers.

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. آپ know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what آپ normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*

---

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I love this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the تبصرے on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

1Indian1: ارے guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want آپ پچھواڑے, گدا destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Chip: *Standing اگلے to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are آپ going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: آپ stood there like a statue for 30 منٹ already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Chip: *Standing اگلے to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are آپ going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: آپ stood there like a statue for 30 منٹ already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before آپ hit the ball off the tee. If آپ mess up your first shot, آپ mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted سے طرف کی a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.

Sean: Okay, آپ ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did آپ say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated سے طرف کی woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped سے طرف کی a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied سے طرف کی the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, سے طرف کی scaring the audience with various jump...
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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....
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[Maniacal laughter]

Devin
Won't go to heaven
She's just another lost soul,
About to be mine again
Leave her
we will receive her
It is beyond your control
will آپ ever meet again

Devin
One of eleven
Who had been rendered unwhole
As a little child,
she was taken
and then forsaken
you will remember it all
Let it fill your mind again

Devin lies beyond this portal
take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
release your life
to begin another time with her
End your grief with me
there's another way
release your life
take your place inside the آگ کے, آگ with her

Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul...
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#1: CUPCAKES:

I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were مزید writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever.
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Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest پرستار ویڈیوز and پرستار sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like آپ see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser is...
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I f***in love everything about this guy.. I worship your humor Farrell! Hope آپ never die..
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The narrator is Peter Youngblood.
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Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME



#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He کہا he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he کہا "some things, آپ just can't mentally do".


#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck سے طرف کی lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..


#3: My mom کہا that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..


#4: One time I was nearly stabbed سے طرف کی a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.


#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..


#6: My aunt کہا she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..