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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He کہا آپ have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to آگ کے, آگ me!
Dock Worker: If آپ don't want to work for him, why don't آپ just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. آپ railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are آپ telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* آپ got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, یا you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. آپ want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a ڈیسک for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would آپ like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking میز, جدول company, یا whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to ڈیسک servicing*
ڈیسک seller: Hello, this is ڈیسک servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a ڈیسک made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
ڈیسک seller: How would آپ like the ڈیسک delivered?
Gordon: سے طرف کی train.
ڈیسک seller: آپ got it. We'll have the ڈیسک loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: آپ haven't done one thing that Pete told آپ to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten منٹ later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did آپ come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did آپ get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will آپ promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet آپ it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't آپ open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies ہے رہا ہو لوڈ it into the car, they کہا it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything آپ say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call آپ back in forty minutes, and آپ can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some مزید of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A ڈیسک for آپ has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets ڈیسک out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, آپ don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this ڈیسک into my office, یا you're fired.
Orion: آپ want to آگ کے, آگ me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, آپ got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give آپ the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three منٹ of arguing, and moving a میز, جدول

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place ڈیسک in office*
Gordon: Thank آپ for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the ڈیسک آپ ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet آپ don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was اگلے to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If آپ say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do آپ think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: آپ have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do آپ want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen آپ two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. آپ gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are آپ waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't آپ recognize my voice آپ numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, آپ can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* آپ got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad آپ took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, آپ کہا آپ would when آپ made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier آپ کہا آپ wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are آپ blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

اگلے day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the اگلے episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his پچھواڑے, گدا handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what آپ want about Americans but we understand capitalism. آپ buy yourself a product and آپ get what آپ pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn آپ for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! آپ did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time یا another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There آپ are آپ little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. آپ know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did آپ just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it آپ two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see آپ again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will دکھائیں it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is مقبول enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. یا your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much مزید comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, آپ have the choice of killing him یا letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if آپ choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted آپ to do this.

Even if آپ kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told آپ to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is تقسیم, الگ کریں personalitied. One منٹ he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered یا something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far مزید dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And مزید capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know کہا this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing آپ can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every دن assurance..

As I کہا before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown سے طرف کی his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, سے طرف کی nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even مزید notable when آپ play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much مزید color and life into it. This certainly makes it مزید unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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video
comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly آپ never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie آپ are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a مچھر bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before آپ even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
آپ better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If آپ don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
آپ don't understand. آپ don't understand because آپ don't understand liberty. آپ don't understand freedom. So آپ put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! آپ hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
آپ tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ہوم سے طرف کی tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If آپ have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted سے طرف کی most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed سے طرف کی Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) آپ look like آپ struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: آپ make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: آپ should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate آپ under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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