What Chris Elliott Wants Millennials to Know | Parade Magazine 

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alum Chris Elliott has made people laugh for years. Now, he wants to share a few facts about baby boomers that he thinks all millennials should know.

All boomer men over the age of 50 are scared of developing gynecomastia (the enlargement of the male breast).

for a bowl of macaroni and cheese. (They also prefer their cupcakes made at home from a store-bought mix.)

All boomers are hoarders—downstairs is immaculate, while upstairs is a wreck with one room devoted to a massive collection of old Disney movies and a pile of Playmobil crap (because “if we have grandkids, they might enjoy them”).

Boomers never get bottle service at a club (but they can still drink any millennial under the table).

Boomers live in the past and are incredibly nostalgic, especially for the ‘80s (but they’ll never admit that).

Boomers take William Devane’s advice and invest in silver. Millennials would never do that because they don’t realize William Devane played JFK in

Boomers say they enjoy binge-watching shows on Netflix and cable, but secretly wish TV still only had three networks…and maybe PBS.

Finally, boomers generally have really wide feet…really wide…like EEEEE wide. I don’t know why this is. We just do.

Read what his daughter, Abby Elliott has to say to baby boomers

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