Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Lady Parts 

I love Rob's sense of humour so effing much.

-Snort snort-

I'm so tempted to raise some hell on the Twilight spot. "ROBERT PATTINSON IS ALLERGIC TO VAGINA!!! That's why Edward prefers Jake over Bella."

I honestly don't think I could love this boy any more if I tried.

*Gigglesnort* It sounds as if he's into beastality.

^Or just penis?

:D Just penis.

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he says. "My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."

Ahem, when he said 'dog', did he mean Jake? lmao

I think Rob's talking about the Details magazine photoshoot...
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Poor Rob. *chuckles*

I swear Rob said his dog died a while ago? where is mandapanda when you need her!