New insurgent تصاویر are out of this world... 

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Yesterday, Tris was a dowdy kid from Abnegation with a long, boring ponytail. Today, she is a pixie-haired Linda Hamilton-esque Terminator of oppression, in cahoots with her HEAVILY EYEBROWED boyfriend Four (so named because he has four extra muscles in his six pack*). You have already lapped up the shimmering serum that is the

Insurgent trailer (OUT MARCH 20!), and are now thirsty for more dystopian juice.

LAY BACK IN THE CHAIR, Divergents, we have exclusive pics from the new movie...

First, we see Fourtris marching toward the camera with some extremely fetching battle scars and dystopian zipper vests (L.L. Bean?). Note Tris\'s muscle tone and Four\'s pink, pink lips. These have nothing to do with the plot of the film, in which Tris and the Divergent and factionless go up against the Erudite overlords and their Dauntless army, but are just something I really, really approve of. ONTO THE NEXT SLIDE.

*OKAY, IT\'S BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS FOUR FEARS.

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Janet\'s desk was moved into the hall for the duration of coursework on Roman numerals in grade four, and she cannot tell one Rocky from another to this day. Her spirit animal is a wombat, and she has not written a novel. Dauntless, Gryffindor, Mockingjay. She tweets @janetmanley

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