Alice from "Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost"

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I کہا it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before آپ think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH آپ ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which آپ can read here,

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Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the مصنف knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...

9.P.M FRIDAY NIGHT

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" I scram as I danced on the میز, جدول little a mad person. "GO CAMERON! GO GO GO!!!!" Monnique yelled cheering me on. "What the hell is going on?" Dianna asked. "CAMERON?" she wondered in shock. "What is she- I saw her hanging out with Jake a while ago." Craig said. "Where's Jake?" Dianna asked. "He's out at the store, went to but مزید drinks cause we were running out." Raquan said. "Do آپ see her up there? She rocking it!" Monnique says with a smile. "No, this isn't what I meant! Cameron doesn't drink." Dianna said. "C'mon, just a little alcohol,...

Cas and Meg left the basement and walked back into the living room.
“You should get yourself cleaned up. If Sam and Dean see the blood on your clothes, they’re going to ask questions” Meg کہا wise.
“Then I shall use his bathroom” Cas said. “Care to شامل میں me?” he winked as he reached out his hand. Meg smiled back mischievous and accepted his hand. Cas pulled her to him and kissed her passionately. She jumped in his arms and he carried her upstairs to the bathroom. Their clothes still on Cas walked into the شاور کیبن and put Meg down.
Meg touched for the tap and opened it, letting...

Isabel got in her car and started the engines.
“Hello, Isabel”
Isabel jumped up and screamed. She looked behind, over her shoulder, but there was no one to see.
“I’m going crazy” she mumbled and she rubbed her eyes. She hadn’t been sleeping very well, not with everything that was going on.
“You’re not going crazy” the voice commented. “You can’t see me, but آپ can obviously hear me. My name is Anna and I’m an angel”
Isabel shook her head. This was impossible.
“I see آپ have trouble believing so” Anna noted. “However, I need آپ to get over the shock and listen...

Hi, this is the 17th chapter of My True Love. Some of آپ may have not read it, if آپ havent then please read on, but آپ might want to go and check out the others first (they are all on my page) the next-and last!- chapter will be گیا کیا پوسٹ in a few days so, keep and eye out and I hope آپ enjoy!
Love Twilightsauce

We had all come here for a picnic today, in the meadow, because it was a sunny day. We were all here the whole pack and all of the Cullen’s. The meadow was deserted and it looked peaceful and serene with قوس قزح spots dancing around.
Nessie was heavily pregnant and our baby was due...

Damon and Elena were in the kitchen, both sitting on the dresser. Elena pulled on a hole in her jeans, making it bigger.
“The fashion trend where people wear worn off jeans has passed a long time ago, Elena” Damon smirked.
“I’m sorry’ Elena mumbled.
“It’s okay…But if آپ want to make مزید holes I can help you” Damon winked.
“That’s not what I’m talking about” Elena shook her head. “I’m sorry about the bracelet. Amber broke it. I know how much it means to آپ and giving it to me was a really nice offer and now it’s broken and I can’t fix it”
Damon shrugged....