1 دن 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n کہا "Wat doz کتیا, کتيا n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx دن d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women کہا "feel my titties" n the man کہا "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman کہا it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom کہا dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

ماند, خلوت خانہ d door گھنٹی, بیل rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n کہا "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ fuckin d turkey!