1 دن 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n کہا "Wat doz کتیا, کتيا n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx دن d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women کہا "feel my titties" n the man کہا "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman کہا it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom کہا dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
ماند, خلوت خانہ d door گھنٹی, بیل rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n کہا "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n کہا "Wat doz کتیا, کتيا n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx دن d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women کہا "feel my titties" n the man کہا "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman کہا it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom کہا dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
ماند, خلوت خانہ d door گھنٹی, بیل rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n کہا "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ fuckin d turkey!
Ok this is my فہرست of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned سے طرف کی 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did آپ run your last race?" and the سیکنڈ one said,"How did آپ win the race?" the runner کہا 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes آپ say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked آپ out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if آپ were locked in a Food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
