Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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(This is my first article, so don't be too hard on me, alright?)
Alright, Zanhar1 گیا کیا پوسٹ a link a while پہلے with an مضمون سے طرف کی a Twilight پرستار stating reasons why she thought Twilight was better than Harry Potter. Well, I saw several flaws in her reasoning (not that hard), and I decided to write an مضمون about things that I thought were wrong about what she was saying. I’ll put a quote from her article, followed سے طرف کی my argument.


“Also, Twilight is MUCH مزید creative, I mean, Stephenie Meyer created a new kind of Vampire, instead of just using a stereotypical, Dracula type Vampire.”
And JKR created a new array of creatures, thousands of different spells, new WORDS for crying out loud! Not to mention the entire Wizarding World lifestyle. And characters with DEPTH.

“Plus, they’re MAJORLY hot instead of being creepy.”
What these Twilight شائقین need to get into their heads is that MUSCLE ISN’T EVERYTHING. آپ could be the hottest man in the world, but آپ wouldn’t be the least bit hot to me if آپ weren’t intelligent, and Harry Potter teaches that. Characters being hot isn’t a lesson. Try again.

“Stephenie Meyer is actually creative while JK Rowling has no original ideas at all.”
See above.

“Twilight is just so sweet and romantic, a fabuous, timeless tale that will likely be around forever”
NEWSFLASH: Twilight is already fading. مزید and مزید people are seeing how terrible Twilight is, and going back to be Harry Potter fans.

"Also, Harry Potter teaches you:

It’s ok to drop out of school and go hunt a crazy, murderous maniac سے طرف کی yourself, and not even go with an adult یا anything."
Vs what? Ditching school to get it on with your boyfriend? Plus, Bella did basically the same thing in Twilight with James (I used to be a major Twilight fan).

"Death is no big deal, and happens all the time."
Is she saying that death DOESN'T happen all the time? The fact that Harry Potter teaches آپ that lesson is a GOOD thing! Are we supposed to teach kids that آپ aren’t supposed to die, and that immortality is best, like Twilight does? Teaching kids (and some adults, for that matter) to accept death as a natural thing is a good thing to do.

“It’s okay to escape from jail.”
*Facepalm*

“Don’t trust your government. In fact, just go ahead and reject them completely!”
Yeah, because the Volturi were SO NICE.

“It’s okay to break the rules.”
Name ONE TIME when the message in Harry Potter was: ‘it’s okay to break the rules’. Harry does break the rules, but almost all of the time he gets caught and punished for it.

“It’s okay to shout at and be rude to teachers and other authority figures.”
Vs being a کتیا, کتيا to your friends.

“And seriously, the کتابیں are also all depressing. Lots of good characters die, which isn’t cool.”
Hate to break it to آپ kid, but PEOPLE DIE IN WAR. Unlike in Twilight, where everything is all happy and sparkly, Harry Potter deals with REAL WORLD situations.

“Also, it’s just so ridiculous, I mean, Magic is impossible.”
AGH! SO IS BECOMING A VAMPIRE! I don’t even need to explain this!

“Robert Pattison, can آپ say HOT? And he’s totally sexy when he sparkles!”
No explanation needed.

“The Volturi. REALISTIC Villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters”
*dies of laughter* The Volturi ARE insane freaks in cloaks. Is this a joke?

“Robert Pattison as Cedric Diggory. The ONE thing the producers got right! Don’t even try to deny آپ don’t rewind just to watch his scenes again!”
I deny it. Actually, Robert Pattinson was okay in HP. Not the best, but not NEARLY as bad as he was in Twilight.

“Lucius Malfoy. Hot, even for an older guy!”
Now THAT, I agree with.

Alright, that concludes my arguments. I just needed to rant SOMEWHERE یا else I’d explode. :D
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that آپ arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and آپ will love it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to آپ that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe آپ didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. یا maybe آپ didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But آپ get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her دوستوں - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was reading a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an سیب, ایپل on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re...
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here is the website:

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1. he/she just کہا "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just کہا that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff یا hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot مزید then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been writing a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the مجموعی طور پر story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight سے طرف کی just "letting her characters handle the plot". There سے طرف کی making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write پرستار fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good پرستار fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie آپ want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a پرستار of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for مقبول شبیہیں like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, آپ might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When آپ turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a فہرست of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced سے طرف کی Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two کتابیں sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, آپ see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The سیکنڈ features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter شائقین are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER مضامین HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores آپ یا is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with آپ — and آپ are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells آپ to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. آپ should stay with him since he will keep آپ محفوظ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell آپ that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When reading them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But آپ need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a love story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the کتابیں اقدام on. And have آپ seen all the different...
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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. آپ sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. آپ just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards یا vampires.

83. آپ did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead آپ went on a rant on how much u luv it and آپ keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to آپ cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...
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posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight یا duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. vampires thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are آپ ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since آپ both write fiction-how did آپ come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of بستر and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...
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