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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
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I've been seeing this سوال a lot lately. Twilight شائقین don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this مضمون in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No مزید than a month. But Bella...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
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This was not written سے طرف کی me. It was written سے طرف کی the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic یا emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story یا novel یا what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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posted by HecateA
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So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At ہوم
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage یا
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a سوال a bit پہلے asking what bothers آپ about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if آپ haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, آپ probably...
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posted by omg_stop
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides سے طرف کی calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets آپ a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE سال OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because آپ make up...
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This is a فہرست of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't آپ think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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Taking arms against Harry Potter, at this moment, is to emulate Hamlet taking arms against a sea of troubles. سے طرف کی opposing the sea, آپ won't end it. The Harry Potter epiphenomenon will go on, doubtless for some time, as J. R. R. Tolkien did, and then wane.

The official newspaper of our dominant counter-culture, The New York Times, has been startled سے طرف کی the Potter کتابیں into establishing a new policy for its not very literate book review. Rather than crowd out the Grishams, Clancys, Crichtons, Kings, and other vastly مقبول prose fictions on its fiction bestseller list, the Potter volumes will...
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The two Bellas: Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter and Bella سوان, ہنس from Twilight are being compared. These are 50 reasons why I think Bellatrix beats Bella.


1: Most important: Helena Bonham Carts vs. Kristen Stewart... is there really any competition??
2. When people act as if Bellatrix is incapable of doing certain things, it just makes her fight harder. When people act as if Bella is incapable of doing certain things, she becomes all depressed.
3. Bellatrix is exceedingly loyal. For a time, Bella couldn't choose WHO to be loyal to (Edward یا Jacob)
4. Bellatrix went into Azkaban for--what...
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People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.


Also, they say that the Twilight کتابیں have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in love and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....
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posted by hpotterforever7
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter مصنف J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy writing to attend the سٹار, ستارہ studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight مصنف Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that writing is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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posted by edwardsgurl2012
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(i have edited this مضمون so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell آپ why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are reading that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child محفوظ book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 سال old...
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posted by KateKicksAss
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After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few مزید assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both شائقین of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most مضامین from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
4
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered آپ make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. آپ silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that کچھی hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give آپ a little مزید open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, آپ survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect آپ and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the اگلے “big thing.” Being in middle school, the اگلے “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t love it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, یا cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...
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(NOTE TO READERS: I'LL BE CRITICISING SEVRUS SNAPE IN THIS ARTICLE. BUT THIS IS A ONCE OFF. OTHERWISE I AM TEAM SNAPE 4EVA =])


We all know Bella over-reacted in New Moon. That's a common aregument. But now some Twilight شائقین say Lily over-reacted when Sevrus called her mud-blood compared to how Hermione took it from Draco. But personally I think Lily didn't over-react.

Sevrus and Lily's friendship was rocky for a while. She despised his دوستوں and his ideas for the future. He despised the fact James fancied Lily. They had areguments (Lily says "I've made excuses for آپ long enough" in Deathly...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. یا at least the book. The films are مزید funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the ذریعہ material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't LOVE it; I'm no Potterhead سے طرف کی any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the کتابیں and films, reading and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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Before آپ read anything: I happen to enjoy both HP AND T. I also happen to think HP is a billion times better. This is just my opinion. No need to freak out about this article. I am NOT trying to undermine T fans' opinions, I am just stating why I (and at least a few others) get annoyed with T fans.

So most of the posts on here have to do with of course, Harry Potter vs Twilight. But after skimming through comments, I found a shocking amount of crazy responses from twilight fans. This got me thinking. Maybe the reason this fued has grown so large is not because of the question: Is Harry Better,...
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SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore کہا lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and مزید black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and کہا some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...
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