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Twilight "mistakes"

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Maybe that will open up a few peoples' eyes a little bit...

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cassie-1-2-3 This is called a hyperbole. A hyperbole is an exaggeration of a figure of speech or rhetoric intended to explain the severity or a situation or strong emotions. Also, she's not specifying "humans", she's specifying "herself", otherwise known as "Bella Marie Swan". Yes, she's equating herself to an entire species because she's using a hyperbole.

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سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Reasons آپ Should HATE Twilight!

posted by Ms_Mea

This مضمون isn't mine, this is just an مضمون I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if آپ don't hate Twilight already, why آپ SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to آپ Twilight پرستار girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless آپ write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!

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How I Have Become a Twilight Hater

posted by ilovereading

Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into reading when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my پسندیدہ - fantasy novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school لائبریری and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...

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Confessions of a Twilight-Loving Harry Potter پرستار

posted by squashedcupcake

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set اگلے to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased یا B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the جوابات I heard were something...

South Park-ed characters

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Costume check

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Costume check

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i can't.. i.. i just CAN'T!!! it's 2 hard! HELP ME HP FANS!!!!

posted by 555YJ

ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter پرستار and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like مزید than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in love with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that fred and مزید characters that i love will die KILLED ME!!! i love sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and fred 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a ماہ for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first دن (btw...

Kristen Stewart with a porn سٹار, ستارہ

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Funny Malfoy

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Harry Potter characters

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 3

posted by ImBooOK

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore کہا lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and مزید black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and کہا some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

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Harry Potter

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Say it Out Loud

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Bella-Sue

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Twilight blackout poem

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Werewolf?

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Bella

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Costume check

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“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.” - The Anti-Anti-Slogan

posted by cassie-1-2-3

“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.”

At first glance, آپ would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated سے طرف کی the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?

First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily مزید than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven کتابیں with hardly any سوالات left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot مزید to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an پچھواڑے, گدا to Harry). She had every...