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I made a فہرست of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If آپ can give explanation answering the سوالات ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky سوال because there are a lot of مضامین about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter شائقین respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell آپ which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion سے طرف کی BedIntruder گیا کیا پوسٹ 4 hours پہلے


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides سے طرف کی calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies سے طرف کی writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken سے طرف کی the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that آپ arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and آپ will love it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to آپ that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe آپ didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. یا maybe آپ didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But آپ get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her دوستوں - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was reading a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an سیب, ایپل on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re...

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1. he/she just کہا "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just کہا that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff یا hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot مزید then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been writing a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the مجموعی طور پر story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight سے طرف کی just "letting her characters handle the plot". There سے طرف کی making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write پرستار fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good پرستار fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie آپ want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a پرستار of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for مقبول شبیہیں like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, آپ might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When آپ turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a فہرست of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced سے طرف کی Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two کتابیں sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, آپ see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The سیکنڈ features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter شائقین are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER مضامین HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores آپ یا is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with آپ — and آپ are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells آپ to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. آپ should stay with him since he will keep آپ محفوظ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell آپ that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When reading them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But آپ need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a love story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the کتابیں اقدام on. And have آپ seen all the different...