"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted آپ to know, in case ... I just wanted آپ to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would آپ take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help آپ for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no مزید hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No مزید Nairtinis, no مزید headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"