MLP Christmas

Ralphie: *Having رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with his family*

Every family has a ٹٹو that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

Mother: Oh Randy! Don't play with your food, eat it!
Randy: Oh jeez.
Mother: Starving ponies would be happy to have that.
Dad: Can I have some مزید red cabbage?
Mother: *Goes to get red cabbage*
Dad: *Angry at Randy* آپ stop playing with your food, یا I'll give آپ something to cry about.
Ralphie: Mom, when you're done getting the red cabbage for dad, may I please have some?
Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
Dad: All right, I'll...