Crystal Ponies

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would آپ like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that آپ threatened to beat her up if آپ saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have آپ seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't آپ have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did آپ have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would آپ like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would آپ want to beat...

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that آپ call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are آپ so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes سیب, ایپل Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd سیب, ایپل Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

Queen of Changelings: This دن is going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This دن was going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my دوستوں to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until آپ all shared its magic with me.
My Little ٹٹو (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until آپ all shared its magic with me.
My Little ٹٹو (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do آپ know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the قوس قزح department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated قوس قزح pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once آپ get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into قوس قزح philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, آپ ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the قوس قزح Factory, where your fears and horrors...

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one مزید ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful دن and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the دن of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and دن celebration,because the sun and the moon in that دن maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's دل in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...