DAWN Happy Christmas :)

1.Give away something other then candy (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick یا Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a اٹیچی, بریف کیس with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick یا treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time آپ got here" give them the اٹیچی, بریف کیس and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick یا treaters come to your...

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