DAWN Happy Christmas :)

When I was born, I was دیا a choice - A big dick یا a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time آپ ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but اگلے to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...

CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry چیری, آلو بالو boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did آپ buy ice-cream again? آپ know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, آپ are a complete retard for not liking ice-cream so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: ارے my girl.
H: ارے Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: آپ have got to be kidding me. Mangos and ice-cream are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...

Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing سال ahead of you, cause آپ deserve it!♥

Hannah! آپ have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which آپ just can't miss! آپ make the room (forum) look at آپ when آپ step in, and آپ somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell آپ about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating babies rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...