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 "W-who's there?"...
"W-who's there?"...
Seems like the sound came from over on the east side...

Skipper waddles slowly through the zoo. Nothing seemed to be out of place; everyone was sleeping encaged in their habitats under the crescent moon, یا if nocturnal, minding their own business. The silence was so crushing that Skipper could hear his own دل thump unnaturally in his chest, like a percussionist playing the bongos.

Before anything else, I need to find witnesses and clues.

A whimper comes from above Skipper's head. He looks up to discover that he is standing right beside Leonard's tree.

Maybe I can get some info out of him; of course Leonard was awake to see the crime.

Skipper pulls out a measly LED flashlight and tries to turn it on. The switch sticks in place, and he knocks on it a couple times with his flipper.

"Come on, work!"

Problem solved, a beam of light shines out of the mechanism. The light reveals Leonard shivering and clinging to his eucalyptus tree.

"W-who's there? Is it the beast? Oh please don't eat me! I've got sharp teeth, آپ know... well, no I don't, but..." Leonard grabs a branch from the tree. "I've got a stick! Just look how scary it is!"

"Calm down marsupial, it's just me! I've come here to ask آپ about, uhh, a "beast", آپ say?"

"Oh yeah! He was huge! Like, this long!"

He stretches out his arms to emphasize the length of the creature.

"And I saw a couple teeth on that thing! They were sharp.. and pointy...."

Leonard shivers again at the mere thought of the beast, and clings tighter to limb of the tree.

Skipper rolls his eyes and sarcastically remarks, "Hmm, I see, and can آپ give me a better تفصیل besides it being deadly?"

Because Skipper is not a پینگوئن, پیںگان of patience, sarcasm is just another way to get what he wants.

"Well, actually no. But I bet Joey can help you! I heard him yell "Blimey!" when he heard the scream."

"Thanks for the tip."

..............

So, Skipper is walking alone in probably one of the most dangerous times at night to see an always irritated and fuming mad Joey. (Figures....)

"Hey Joey! Did آپ happen to see, oh I don't know, a murder یا something while آپ were awake?"

Joey turns around and spots Skipper standing on the brick دیوار of his habitat. He hops to his way and looks up, eyes narrowed, and snorts right in his face.

"Murder, ey? Mate, I've only heard that scream coming from the spidermonkeys! I don't know what it was that made them yelp like that, but if it ever comes 'ere..."

Joey cracks his knuckles and a malevolent grin darkens his face.

"Details man, details! Did آپ see at least any specific characteristics? Slimy, furry, spiky-"

Joey cuts him off, "It was scaly, and big. Actually, آپ know what bloke it looked like? That alligator from the Children's' Zoo! Yea, his size was about right. Maybe I could teach him a lesson for messing with this fair zoo, have a couple rounds with 'im."

Skipper hops down and lands nimbly on the floor.

"Now's not the time for action, Joey. It's nearly 0040 hours, so I'll need to wake the rest of the team for help. Since I've got the witnesses, all I need are the clues and suspects."

Skipper turns around slowly to face Joey, his flippers tucked behind his back to give a polished and informal look to his stature.

"Now's the time for questioning."
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the عنوان says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if آپ wish to read them. Any عنوان with a Roman numeral اگلے to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope آپ enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making آپ laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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 This is a picture from the موسیقی video for "second chance"
This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"
Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting سٹار, ستارہ trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to سوئنگ, جھول by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told آپ before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! آپ just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs سے طرف کی still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I کہا not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are آپ doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't آپ be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do آپ know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ٹٹو and Lunicorns Are Made سے طرف کی Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made سے طرف کی Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! یا Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
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Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do آپ see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And آپ can be my friend! Oh! And آپ can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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