Virus Attack
Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."
As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…
Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"
Private: "Let’s roll, then! It’s coming from the Lemurs’ Habitat!"
The Penguins approach the Lemurs’ Habitat, and finds Maurice and Mort tied up on a Stake. Skipper and Julien were behaving violently around them…
Private: "Skipper?"
Skipper: [Speaks rudely] "Well, well, well! If it isn’t the Penguins who think they’re all that?"
Maurice: [From far away] "Help!"
Private: "What’s going on?"
Skipper: [Smiles evilly] "Well, we are the 'Dynamic Duo'!"
Julien: "Prepare to be smashed to bits, Losers!"
Skipper: [Takes out two sticks of dynamite]
Private: "Skipper, why are آپ being so ‘Destructive’?"
Julien: [Laughs evilly]
Skipper: [Laughs evilly] "Ha, ha, ha! Naïve, little soldier? In case آپ haven’t noticed, we’re here to destroy you!"
Kowalski: [Screams] "Run for it!"
Skipper leaps in the air and throws the sticks of dynamite at them. It explodes with a ‘BOOM’! As he lands on the ground, he throws another stick…
Skipper: "What’s the matter? Can’t take a little explosion?"
Kowalski: "Grrr…"
Skipper: "But the fun’s just getting started!"
Private: "Kowalski, options!"
Kowalski: "Skipper and Julien don’t seem to be in their Normal Selves."
Rico: "Watca-out! ('Watch out')!" [Pushes Kowalski and Private out of the way]
The dynamite explodes. Now, Rico vomits up a stick of dynamite from his gut. He throws it at Julien and it explodes, throwing Julien in the air…
Skipper: [Teases] "You call that destructive?" [Takes out grenade]
Private: "Incoming!!!"
The Penguins اقدام out of the way. The Grenade explodes…
Skipper: [Laughs evilly] "Mu huahaha!!!"
Kowalski: [Angry] "Alright, this has gone far enough!"
Private: "We need to stop them!"
Rico: "Hiyah!"
The Penguins start fighting Julien and Skipper…
Julien: "Is that the best آپ can do?" [Shoots lasers from his eyes]
Kowalski: [Shocked] "Gah! Did Julien just…? I’ve never seen anything like it!"
Private: "I’m starting to think that it’s not them!"
Kowalski: "I’m afraid so!" [Thinks] And if they’re not, then, Who are they?
Private: "Quick, they’re getting away!"
Too late! Skipper throws another Grenade. It explodes and grey smoke starts coming out…
Kowalski: [Coughs] "Ugh!"
Private: [Coughs] "Huh? Where did they go?"
As the smoke clears, they discover Julien and Skipper are gone… including Maurice and Mort…
Private: "No, they've taken Maurice and Mort!"
Kowalski: "It's so weird! When I hit Skipper, sparks of electricity flew from his body!"
Private: "And how Julien shot lasers!"
Kowalski: "I can't put my finger on it! I say we go back to our HQ and see if there’s anything I can do to help!"
*To be Continued…
The first piece of paper they found.
when a چھری came crashing through the window. Skipper picked up the knife. It had a screen with decreasing numbers on it.
He asked Rico what it was. Rico said, "uh-oh."
Rico took the چھری from Skipper and threw it. They all jumped topside. The چھری exploded. They saw a piece of paper. Skipper picked it up. It had a picture of Abigail on it. Skipper looked up. Abigail was gone.
Kowalski and Skipper sat in the base. Kowalski was crying and Skipper was trying to figure out how the DNA tester worked. Private walked in "whats going on?" he asked.
"We don't know where Abigail is," Skipper said.
"Would this help?" Private asked, holding out a piece of paper.
Skipper grabbed the piece of paper from him. It said: to be continued.
Kowalski was sitting in his بستر when he heard the transporting truck. He went topside. His girlfriend, Abigail, was there.
Abigail had green eyes and long eyelashes. Her feathers were soft and shiny. She was Skipper's sister.
Kowalski hadn't seen Abigail since high-school.
Kowalski was about to hug Abigail when he realized that she might not like him anymore. They hadn't seen each other in such a long time.
Abigail ran over and kissed Kowalski.
I have writers block now, sorry it's so short. I'll write مزید later.
Abigail had green eyes and long eyelashes. Her feathers were soft and shiny. She was Skipper's sister.
Kowalski hadn't seen Abigail since high-school.
Kowalski was about to hug Abigail when he realized that she might not like him anymore. They hadn't seen each other in such a long time.
Abigail ran over and kissed Kowalski.
I have writers block now, sorry it's so short. I'll write مزید later.
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady کہا thee!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady کہا thee!"
Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are آپ a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: آپ can.
Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then آپ can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are آپ a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: آپ can.
Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then آپ can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
