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posted by legendary7
Crumpling up a failed plain, Hans crossed his fins and threw the paper across the room furiously. Hans had been scribbling down ideas of how to abolish Skipper and his team, but mostly Skipper.

He pondered, 'Maybe I should get a hobby? No, there had to be something I haven't tried yet.'

The میز, جدول in front of him was covered with scattered papers.

It had been مزید than two months after he had met his nemeisis last. His flippers rummaged through the sheets of paper. The left fin met a hidden red button. He seized it with an evil grin.

"Oh, I forgot about you."

Pushing down on the button, before his own eyes on the TV screen, was the penguin's H.Q. He was seeing everything Skipper was at that time exactly. He had forgotten about the tracking device he had ever so slyily attached to Skipper when he wasn't paying attention.

Private was gazing up into the TV watching the lunacorns as he usually did at that time. Kowalski was in his lab, and Rico was reading a comic.

Hans was about to turn it off due to the lack of juicy intel, but suddenly Marlene burst through the door. His beak dropped into a foolish, earhole to earhole smile that was full of exultation. She was beautiful, and Hans' sight was gripped tight on her.

"Guys, come quick, Mort is stuck in the plastic volcano!" She exclaimed.

"Commence operation: 'Hot Lava'!" Skipper ordered. They raced to the بندر habitat.

"Rico, rope!" Skipper cried. Rico reguriated a sturdy rope, and Kowalski tied it around his waist. Private lowered Kowalski, careful not to drop him down hard.

Once the mission was sucessfully accomplished, the penguins headed home. The TV returned blank, when Hans hit the button for the سیکنڈ time. The idea flew through his head. Who کہا he couldn't get the girl and achieve victory?

The plan was simple and sweet: He would kidnap Marlene, which also was a trap for Skipper. Then, when Skipper and the others reached his lair they would be too late and probably too exhausted to fight. But one thing he hadn't thought of yet: How would he kidnap Marlene? Other than that, it was foolproof!

That night, at the zoo, the penguins were invited to the weekly zoo meeting.

"So what's this meeting about?" Private pondered.

"I don't have the slightest." Skipper said.

"Ooh, maybe it's about Doris coming to the zoo!"
Kowalski groggily exclaimed.

"Really, Kowalski? Really?" Skipper sighed.

"I know, I know, she just wants to be ... friends." Kowalski discouragely muttered. Skipper groaned.

"Poor, Kowalski." Private whispered to Skipper. In an instant, the lemurs bursted the door open, and strutted in.

"Hello, my people! Saturday night your king is hosting the first ever 'Zoo Dance.' Anybody who's anybody is gonna be there with a date."

Marlene glanced at Skipper not trying to seem desperate, but to gain a bit of his attention. It worked, but that gesture caught the attention of another that wasn't so pleased.

"Well, I'm not going. That's for sure." Roy remarked.

"Maybe, this pinata will change your minds." Maurice pulled out the pinata.

"Ooh," the whole crowd awed in desire for the pinata.

"May I add some مزید ... let's just say less ... partyish matters?" Mason suggested, "A new arrival will be present tomorrow a.k.a Tuesday, and Phil and I expect a perfect romance to blossom."

Kowalski's eyes beamed. "D-Doris?"

"No, another otter, but a male!" Mason explained.

"A guy otter?" Skipper asked.

"No duh, that's what male means. Besides, it doesn't matter, anyway. I will give Marlene the fantistic honor, to be taking her king to the dance."

"Actually, Julien, I might be going with some one else." Marlene admitted.

"Don't be silly, آپ know there are no other guys equal to my requalness and mascularity." Julien edged on.

"She can go with whoever she wants, Julien. This is the zoo meeting not a time for آپ two to argue." Skipper agitatedily remarked.

"Meeting's over!" Kowalski pronounced.

When the lemurs and everyone else left, Marlene walked up to Skipper.

"Thanks for that help back there." Marlene کہا sheepishily.

"Anytime, I can tell off ringtail and stick up for a friend is a great time, so are آپ ... huh, nevermind."

"Well, see آپ guys later!"

"Bye, Marlene." Private called out.
 broken Plastic چھری
broken Plastic Knife
Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when آپ where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So آپ will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure آپ can still...
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It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do آپ have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn آپ twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the پاپ کارن, پوپکارن machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...
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Me:well that should do it
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اگلے morning
Harry:I am telling آپ someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were ورڈ پاس
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
posted by skipperfan5431
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of آپ guys feel discriminated against, and that آپ believe we fangirls want آپ permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank آپ all for your time.

~Lilly~
آپ may like to read it as an introduction to my stories (yes, there will be مزید of them!).

Wow.
I کہا it about 124th time today, though. But I still, still can't believe it. I've been here for three months, and I still say 'Wow' every day. Why?
I'm living in the middle on New York ina secret HQ with a command, including 4 guys and 4 girls. آپ know, the Penguins.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Before آپ leave, just let me tell آپ that it isn't a Mary Sue story. I'm not a Super Cool And Wonderful Girl Who Saves The World And Finds Her True Love. No. I'm just a fifteen years old nerd, who isn't sure...
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'Well what are آپ gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do آپ expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' کہا Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If آپ can kindly follow me,' کہا Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large میز, جدول filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do آپ want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! آپ have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...
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posted by Katie_Kat200
Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and آپ just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...
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posted by skipperfan5431
AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to تاریخ a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. آپ don't have to hook up with...
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posted by alex333
اگلے morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what دن is it
Private: it's the دن before Christmas
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the سوفی, لٹانا * آپ guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: آپ guys got to hide...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"I love آپ my darling." Lilly کہا blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski کہا happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " ارے Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He کہا playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...
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(as marlene realazes she's maybe in love with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who آپ think your kidding he's the earth and haven to آپ try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl آپ can't منسوخ it I know how آپ feel and who آپ thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon آپ sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...
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Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " آپ do know آپ have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She کہا bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will آپ STOP DOING...
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posted by anna447
when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in love with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...
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posted by skipperfan5431
THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the بندر habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE بندر HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little بندر cried. " What did آپ see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...
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Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. ارے boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did آپ steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as the queen looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE آپ LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT آپ WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did آپ find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...
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posted by skipperfan5431
" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for آپ for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, آپ don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of love یا affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even مزید mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper کہا grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped سے طرف کی their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...
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