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posted by sowem
In the body swap part the characters are like this:
Skipper in Julien and Julien in Skipper.
Marlene in Mort and Mort in Marlene.
Maurice in Kowalski and Kowalski in Maurice.
Private in Rico and Rico in Private.

It was a nice morning in the Zoo

After training the penguins went inside and did their things. Rico brushing his doll's hair, Private watching Lunacorns, Skipper enjoying a coffee and Kowalski inventing a new thing.

Kowalski: Eureka! I did it! he کہا coming out of his laboratory.
Skipper: Did what, Kowalski?
Kowalski: I've invented a brain swapping machine. That way we can embarrass the ones that are annoying us, like Julien.
Private: آپ sure it won't end up in a disaster, like all your inventions.
Rico: Yeah!
Kowalski: No! Stop judging my inventions!

-In Marlene's habitat-

Marlene: Ugh! I'm so bored! Hmm? I'll go and see what the penguins are up to.

-In the بندر habitat-

Julien: Thanks for offering me a free sponge-bath!
Maurice: But we didn't offer, آپ forced us!
Mort: But I love it!
Julien: Ahh! Don't touch the feet!
Julien kicks Mort straight into the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat.
Julien: Wait! Is that Marlene going over to the penguins! Skipper is going to get her before me!
Quick! Get a contract saying that Skipper is not allowed to go near her!

-Back to the penguins-

Kowalski: No! Don't do it?
Skipper is about to smash the invention, with Private and Rico holding Kowalski back.
Kowalski: But آپ don't know what it will ...
Marlene: ارے guys! Uhh, what are آپ doing?
Skipper:(throws the mallet away) Hey, Marlene! Oh, nothing!
Julien enters the room with Maurice and Mort.
Julien: Stay away from her, she's my girl!
Skipper: Your girl, she's mine!
Julien and Skipper frown at each other.
Julien:Mort! Stop touching the feet!
He kicks Mort and Mort hits and breaks Kowalski's invention.
There is a explosion that goes across the entire room.

TO BE CONTINUED ...
posted by SuperRico
Random things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)


* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy? 

Me: Hehe


* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, آپ must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...
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posted by xDark_Angelx
Hey, guys. When I get bored, recently, I find myself writing songs based on stuff that I enjoy, such as the Penguins of Madagascar. While not totally related, it's pretty obvious it can be related somehow if you're a fanguin; they can tell who can be thought of while reading this.

This is سیکنڈ rough draft to this. If anyone has any ideas to make this better (better rhymes for certain phrases, یا simply a better way to phrase a line), feel free to let me know. I normally never really wrote songs, so this is new.

And since I have no clue how to get instruments for songs (I don't do any instruments,...
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The اگلے morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a کشتی far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...
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Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are آپ alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” کہا Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are آپ ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate سے طرف کی avalanche of debris.
“I was training آپ for situation like that” کہا Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to خارج stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...
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Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell آپ that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...
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Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...
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THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.

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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy رپورٹ Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, رپورٹ on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...
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دن 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every سیکنڈ of his reverie, pained his دل and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his دن with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. Tangled up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...
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posted by werockz
While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he کہا to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little سے طرف کی little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...
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kowalski:help me please

Private: What's going on?

*run to Kowalski who on the floor bleeding *

Kowalski : oww help me please

Private: What happened? it hans he and stabed me. please it hurts

Private: *whimpers and pulls چھری out of Kowalski*

Kowalski:owwww *bleed more*

Private: Please work begin to * patch up* . I hate to lose آپ

Kowalski: they no chance for me but i wanted to tell آپ how i feel*crying *

Private: What is it Kowalski?

Kowalski:i always though of آپ lot and my action might of change your option of me but i want آپ know that i will always love آپ and noting can change that

Private:...
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posted by werockz
"Please, don't haunt me! I have done nothing wrong."Private fearfully said. "Me want brain!"Skipper the zombie said. The zombies came and sucked his brain. "NO!"Private said.

Private woke up. He screamed but the trio did not hear. The others were just snoring. Private just sighed. He needs someone to talk too. He sneaked out of the HQ to the park.

It was a gloomy night and Private just touched the soft leaves. He heard loud scream from the arena. "It must be a concert."Private said. He walked past 3 trees. He was delighted until a سست startled him. "Whoa!"The سست exclaimed. "Dale? What are...
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posted by peacebaby7
Tuesday, May 28, 2012 @ 3:42pm
Baxter’s Incorporated: Manhattan, New York


    Kowalski was working in his office. It was a quaint room with high ceilings that caused your voice to echo when آپ so much as whispered. 2 windows that looked out onto the busy streets of Manhattan. There was his work ڈیسک that was in the middle of his room, facing the door. A small refrigerator on the دیوار behind that. His own private restroom at the far corner.

    Other than the small tapping that Kowalski was doing at his keyboard, the room was silent. That silence was...
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posted by peacebaby7
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This دکھائیں is my life. Literally, آپ should see all the تصاویر I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of شائقین all over the world that loves the show. It's the سیکنڈ best دکھائیں on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the دکھائیں going on for at at least one مزید season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the دکھائیں should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the دکھائیں to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
posted by Skiparah
As for school, I liked it about as much as having a
bucket of horse manure dumped on my head. (btw,
some kid did that once- may I add he was from school).
I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for
guys like that suck-up and nosy, persickity, nerd-
ball teachers. As the smallest guy in my class I was
the picking target for every freak there. I didn't
intend on being a push-over..-and I'm not! It's
just that I was the wrong guy, in the wrong place,
at the wrong time. When I turned rebel I quit school
all together. That was probably around third grade.
I know right? Right down ridiculas is what...
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When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, آپ are." She shot back. "If it's an apology آپ want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank آپ for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think آپ weren't going to follow through with that little...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the frozen desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did آپ come to find out about this کشتی thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The اگلے morning, another کشتی was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever آپ say..." Something...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when آپ see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...
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posted by peacebaby7
Interview Starting in

3...

2...

1...


Me: "So, Skipper, how long have آپ been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems آپ have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view آپ as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your اگلے in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did آپ go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do آپ eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY سوال آپ WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T



Tip: If آپ want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.