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Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time آپ woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - یا someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds of penguins with guns and lasers and bazookas and stuff jump out of the bushes and start shooting at them.
S: Seriously? I could take them down in my sleep!
And then fighter jets arrive and start shooting at them.
S: That'll complicate things.
Me: I can take them. آپ guys cover the ground.
S: Good. Rico, weapon us!
R: *Barfs up weapons for the team*(except Melody, b/c she already has a bow)
So basically there's a lot of action. I'm not very good at writing fighting scenes though, but I'll try anyway. I'll focus on one پینگوئن, پیںگان at a time.
-Skipper-
Skipper dodged a bullet and melted a laser with his flamethrower. He already took out about twenty of the opponents, but there were still a lot of them.
-Kowalski-
Kowalski ducked an arrow in the nick of time. He wasn't taking down a lot of enemies. He realized was the problem was: he was thinking out the situation too much again. He let go of his thoughts, and let his instincts take over. He immediately found it easier to dodge and attack. He struck down two opponent with his nun-chucks, and easily jumped out of the way of a laser-beam.
-Rico-
Rico went completely psycho, knocking down enemies like bowling pins. He either simply sawed the others weapons in half یا he puked up a grenade/bomb and blew them sky high. You'd think that they would smarten up and focus on attacking the other penguins, but they still came after him, trying to defeat him.
-Private-
Private dodged an struck. He wasn't the best fighter in the team, but he outdid himself this time. He took down a fair number of enemies, and he didn't have any major injuries yet. But he was still the most inexperienced of the team, and he forgot to cover even the opponents behind him, not just the ones in front of him. It was this single mistake that now there was an arrow flying straight at him.
-Melody-
Melody already took down most of the jets with her knock-out arrows, and now could occasionally spare a glance downwards to check on the boys. It was then she saw an arrow flying towards Private. She knocked out the last pilot, partially folded up her wings and went into freefall. She opened her wings just before she hit the ground and pushed Private out of the way. Fortunately, it completely missed him. Unfortunately, it hit Melody.
"Melody!" Skipper cried. He knocked out the last attacker and rushed over. "Are آپ okay?"
Me: I'm fine. Mostly.*Pulls arrow out*
K: That doesn't look good.
Me: Um, I just got shot سے طرف کی an arrow. Do آپ expect me to look like Cinderella?
K: Um, no?
Me: Exactly. Guys, get ready to witness some magic.
S: What are آپ going to do?
Me: Oh, just a simple healing spell. آپ do it like this. *Takes off her symbol and holds it near the wound*Heal.
Instantly the wound closes and heals itself.
K: How did آپ do that?
Me: Magic.
K: Explain more.
They reach the کشتی and board it.
Me: Each of us can do magic. At first, we're confined to the magic our talents provide us. As we train, our magic becomes stronger and we can do مزید varieties of magic.
K: Is the cuteness thing that Private can do to knock people out magic?
Me: Yes. That's a magic that comes from his talent.
S: Kowalski, آپ know how آپ can't disobey any of my direct orders?
K: Yeah?
S: Well, that my talent magic. Unless آپ find a loophole, آپ can't disobey me.
K: Then what about the healing thing Melody just did? Her talents don't include healing.
Me: I trained myself to do basic non-talent magic.
K: That's basic? Then what is really good?
Me: The strongest ones can freely manipulate four of the main elements: Air, Earth, Fire, and Water.
S: Save the lesson for later, Melody. We've reached Antarctica.

^See what I mean? I'm not good at writing fighting scenes.
The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 1: Kowalski’s Desires
    Rico was playing outside in the snow, making neat little drifts to stash his valuable processions beneath. He had been bored that دن and was lighting things on آگ کے, آگ inside of the base.
    Skipper was obviously annoyed and told him to do something productive in the snow. So that is exactly what Rico did. He was burying his artillery, trying to leave it in places that were impossible to find. It was like Skipper always said: “You can’t trust anyone, especially yourself.”
    Rico...
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Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
Chapter 1: The Southern Raiders
WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

    The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby پینگوئن, پیںگان and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff....
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The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best پینکیکس with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with آپ men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...
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Source: Operation Antarctica
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Source: Best Laid Plantains
added by JediPenguin16
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Source: The Return of Revenge of Dr. Blowhole
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Source: ME!!!!
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posted by spmana123
note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!


i watched in horror as blowholes minion begun to beat rico savagly with a bat over and over again, hearing him scream in agony, begging him to stop, blood gushing out of his mouth from the beating, while blowhole was laughing the whole time.

skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

after 5 منٹ of bieng beaten, dr blowhole told his minon to cease and stop. when we saw rico, we were traumitized to see all of those bruises and blood...
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Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start singing Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will آپ go out on a تاریخ with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.
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Source: Pizap (Meme)
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Source: The Penguins Of Madagascar
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NOTE!!!!: this chapter immediately takes place after the events of the story corpse party/penguins...enjoy :)

It was a typical sunny day....and skipper was trying to enjoy himself.....private tried cheering him up....

Private:c'mon skipper.....cheer up... It's been four months now...I know it's tough...but we've got to اقدام on....

Skipper then turned around and begun to yell at Private...scaring him..

Skipper:MOVE ON!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO اقدام ON!!! AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET ABOUT KOWLASKI!!! JUST ACT LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED!!!

Private then began to cry and fall to the ground, covering his...
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