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While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The پینگوئن, پیںگان felt the مچھلی dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, آپ okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering پینگوئن, پیںگان didn't and couldn't respond. The creature became disturbed سے طرف کی the motor sound of the boat. Her tortured eyes flashed a blood red and filled with hatred. No longer than a second, did it take her to hustle off.
"Please, don't leave." Private muttered.
A few yards away, the کشتی was tossed, and landed upside-down. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper were sent into the ocean water. Blood contaminated the salty water. The penguins flailed through the water for their lives.
"Stop! Please, let them go!" Private begged.
It was like nothing they'd ever seen, when she leaped from the کشتی to the dock, right in front of Private. Her red eyes, glaring, and her beak snarling. With trembling flippers, Private reached out, offering a Winkie.
The crazed پینگوئن, پیںگان scarfed it down. Then her eyes darkened into a shade of black, and they closed. She fell back into Private's flippers.
The three pulled themselves up the dock. Skipper's leg gushed out blood. Kowalski examined it. The leader screamed in agony, but he stopped in heartbroken shock.
He found Private hovered over the monster, that had just tried to kill them.
"Thank you," She murmured sleepily, before losing conuissness.
"Private, get away from her!" Kowalski warned what Skipper thought in his head.
"Did آپ see the way she jumped?! She looked like she was going in for the kill!" Skipper gasped.
"But, آپ didn't see the way she looked at me. She was desperate, and looked like she needed help. She was confused at the sight of me. It was like ... she'd never seen another پینگوئن, پیںگان before. The کشتی made her angry!" Private explained.
"Wha?" Rico questioned.
"Oh, so you're saying this is our fault?" Skipper jumped to a conclusion.
"No! I'm saying that, she might be lost, and has had a bad experience with boats."
"Private, I don't care! Get away!" Skipper ordered.
"But, Skipper, it's our job to help!"
"Fine! She can stay in my lab, and I'll find out why she was set off سے طرف کی that." Kowalski volunteered.
"Kowalski!" Skipper snapped.
"Please, Skipper, remember what happened with Hunter?" Private edged on.
"All right. Bring her to the lair, but be on your toes. I think she's crazy." Skipper sighed.
Kowalski and Rico hoisted the female پینگوئن, پیںگان up.
"Don't worry. Everything will be all right soon." Private whispered rubbing her shoulder. Subconsciensely, she smiled in her deep sleep.
The concerned پینگوئن, پیںگان heard a contuinous groaning sounds. His eyes shifted around, and found Skipper limping. He glanced down at his injured leg. Finally, he realized how dreadful Skipper's wound was. She bit his leg, digging so deep آپ could see a little of the bone.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the عنوان says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if آپ wish to read them. Any عنوان with a Roman numeral اگلے to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope آپ enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making آپ laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told آپ before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are آپ doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't آپ be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do آپ know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ٹٹو and Lunicorns Are Made سے طرف کی Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made سے طرف کی Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! یا Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have آپ been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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I'm writing this so آپ can find out wich پینگوئن, پیںگان آپ are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your پسندیدہ way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes آپ sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your پسندیدہ subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a بانگ showted, as manny badgers and animals ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin, پففان friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do آپ think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell آپ that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if آپ go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If آپ don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, یا something like that, but I've changed it's عنوان becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone سے طرف کی sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would تلاش for clues the اگلے morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The وٹر, اوٹار (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One دن in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a پینگوئن, پیںگان documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." کہا a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do آپ need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't آپ remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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