ALERT! Marlene and Skipper are holding hands!

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do آپ mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. آپ don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski کہا proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper کہا sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated سے طرف کی that bump," کہا Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," کہا Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the سٹریٹ, گلی he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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تاریخ LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

I'm reading some of the synopsises of the PoM comic کتابیں on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

I wrote this a couple months پہلے and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE سیکنڈ دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS...

آپ know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A پرستار OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so آپ can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: پینگوئن, پیںگان Habitat, on سب, سب سے اوپر of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski پرستار fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see آپ fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski پرستار fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to ساحل to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A قلعہ near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King وٹر, اوٹار continues to تلاش for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years پہلے one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Yup. I have officially lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.


My پسندیدہ shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If آپ like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest آپ don't check these out.


I also love comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still love them if they replaced the جنک, فضول we see on...

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy دن in the ماہ of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 منٹ straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Christmas eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years پہلے when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, آپ must understand, this پینگوئن, پیںگان HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe آپ misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help آپ find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

The Final Battle


Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if آپ don’t like your پسندیدہ characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell آپ what happened. سے طرف کی the way, I think one of the Narnia کتابیں has the same عنوان as this chapter so if آپ happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the سیکنڈ chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the گزشتہ chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private کہا through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie babies at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to دکھائیں up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the پینگوئن, پیںگان strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.


Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get مزید information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I love Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay مزید sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I love science. Who has مزید in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, love it, and I love candy!
8.) I'm making a فہرست about how much I love him!
9.) I'll cry if آپ don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If آپ vote Kico, آپ will be hated سے طرف کی me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured سے طرف کی Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty یا so of the چوہا King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...