Rico Blowhole-fied

Note: Hey, peeps. Wazzup? I'm editting this, so this story is already posted. I accidently گیا کیا پوسٹ the fourth chapter before this one sorry! The reason I'm editting this is because Mr. McGrath might read this! Isn't that AWESOME?! It's definitely مزید than awesome but آپ get the point. Hi, Mr. McGrath! آپ ROCK! You're my hero! :D Thank you. "You didn't see anything." ;)

"Alright, boys we're going after Private!" Skipper announced. "Skipper, don't آپ think we should just leave it to Private. I mean, he's probably fine with Nigel." Kowalski persuaded. "I've got a bad feeling in my gut about...

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...