This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, آپ probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM یا Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written سے طرف کی Judith Viorst. آپ should read it. آپ know, if آپ like picture کتابیں made for Kindergarteners.
I went to بستر with مچھلی in my mouth, but now there’s مچھلی in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی Butter...
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