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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Death سے طرف کی Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death سے طرف کی Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened کوکو, نارجیل powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder یا 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons ھٹی, ترش cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream یا whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat تندور to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 یا 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof یا other...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by mostar1219

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If آپ wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt آپ guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, آپ got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The درخت falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

the family of Skipper chapter 2: a new mistery

posted by andresandru

"wow!" Skipper woke up, he saw that it was already 11:00 am, he hit his head, he was confused

"men, آپ aren't going to believe my weird drea-" he cut himself seeing that everyone was looking scared at him.

"yes Skipper, it actually wasn't a dream"

"Kowalski, we have to tell him, Skipper, آپ DID go berserk and started fainting everyone!"

"yes, but-"

"no, آپ didn't stop, the سوال is, who brang آپ back here?" Kowalski pointed out.

"I dream that I was defeated سے طرف کی a warrior of black and white, known سے طرف کی me, he once was my ally, but i to-"

"first, it was a she, and second, it was BROWN nad white!"...

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Mrs Yellymerington! chp: 3 - the crime

posted by andresandru

"sorry Private" Marlene کہا as she hugged young Private, who was crying, he just saw he girlfriend layed in the floor, dead.

Skipper went اگلے to Mandy, he examined her body, he turned it face-up, there it was: a hole as big that Skipper's flipper passed perfectly through it, he shouted

"Kowalski, lens!"

Kowalski gave it to him, Skipper looked inside, after that shout everyone, exept for Private was looking at him, he put his flipper in the body, and pulled out a piece of metal, about half an inch long, and a milimeter wide.

"this is obiously a crime" Skipper کہا looking at everyone "my work...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every دن u مککا, عجیب الخلقت a بندر
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head ہوم
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU LOST YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask سوال Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't آپ tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice دن and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the پینگوئن, پیںگان habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 2

posted by SPKR689

A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico یا Portugal. His...

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I will steal your وٹر, اوٹار chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he کہا mumbling

"my تاریخ with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in love with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, آپ really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, آپ lost, I got the girl skipper, so آپ lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she کہا as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my میں butterscotch, بوٹرسکوٹچ lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper کہا that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them یا my butterscotch...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few منٹ they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are آپ okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are آپ two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private آپ really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever آپ کہا to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but آپ have to understand you're like a son to him, آپ mean everything...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 2:"New" Penguins)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------------The Morning-------------
Jazzy was the first to wake up,and first thing she saw was the destroyed Star-O-Tron 2000. Near her she saw her reflection in a broken piece of glass,but instead of seeing a girl پینگوئن, پیںگان with a گلابی bow and گلابی glasses,she,uh "he" saw a boy پینگوئن, پیںگان with a light blue baseball hat and dark blue glasses.Seeing so,"he" screamed (and had a boy's voice)on the سب, سب سے اوپر of "his" lungs.Startled, Skipper and Kowalski woke up,to see Jazzy as a boy screaming.
"Who are you!?!?",questioned Skipper,but to his surprise "her" voice was lady like.(bad description,i know :P) "She"...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter 3)

posted by imskipper

Hello again! This is the 3rd Chapter of the story and Skipper is back! Thanks for visiting this story and thanks for those who keep reading my written story. I thought I am going to quit of writting this story and leave this uncontinued before, but I was concerned for the readers that are waiting. If آپ want something to say, be honest please and leave a comment. Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. Thank آپ for reading and hope آپ enjoy this book!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter III - The Plan of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

_____________________________________________...

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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when آپ where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So آپ will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
--------------------------------------------------
Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure آپ can still...

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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do آپ have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn آپ twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to دکان for their needs. Julien and his دوستوں went to the Department Store and سپر مارکیٹ to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He کہا that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

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Interference Chapter 5: Its رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are آپ gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do آپ expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' کہا Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If آپ can kindly follow me,' کہا Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large میز, جدول filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun یا a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are آپ guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: دن and night and there's درخت and grass-
Lina:what's a درخت and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1