PIZZA!

1. While آپ are آپ are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another پیزا delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his سوالات with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

پیزا was originally made as a food for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's مزید upper class.

How much do آپ spend on food everyday? If آپ eat out cheaply, آپ pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. پیزا seems the same way, no? In fact, پیزا can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if آپ order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If آپ buy your own روٹی and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...