How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan?

Lose all brain functions.. یا sustain a substantial amount of damage in your head.

It's actually a super secret ordeal to become a Bieleber but essentially آپ have to shout "I Bielebe" non-stop for 3-5 days. This is the initiation process. You'll know when to stop because a Level 7 Bieleber will materialize in front of آپ and give آپ instructions to complete the rest of your trials. Good luck.

Is it 2011 already?

Do not.

آپ like him and/or his music. That's pretty much it. Success.

Listen to his music.

Ugh, he's an @$$. آپ should be a پرستار to someone who's better than him.

I am kinda annoyed آپ bothered to ask such an obvious question.

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This has to be one of the dumbest سوالات I've ever read and answered to.

what آپ wanna do is listen to one of his songs. آپ will eventually get news that Kurt Cobain isn't rly dead and nirvana is getting back together and having a best of کنسرٹ that night near you. when آپ hear this news, if you're too busy sucking a transvestites dick to care, congratulations you're a Justin bieber fan