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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get آپ in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" یا "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if آپ want to lose her.

9. ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a تبصرہ about their weight.

10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the مزید آپ call her this, the مزید she'll take it that آپ think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do آپ really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. میمنے, برہ Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when آپ think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. Love Lumps - if آپ don't want hot سوپ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although آپ could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if آپ know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's دن رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا یا her birthday. If آپ use this آپ know you'll be getting some later.
    

There آپ have it, a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. یا read it and laugh. یا at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying یا it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this فہرست wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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Legend of Zelda Rap: سے طرف کی Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh آپ thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen آپ f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't آپ think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
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Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
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Teh thyme کے, صعتر of Brumble haz cume.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...
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