Funny Stupid سوالات to Ask People
What happens when آپ get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If آپ write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come آپ get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated سے طرف کی a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe آپ when آپ say there are four billion stars, but check when آپ say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten سے طرف کی a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 یا is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called آپ at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't آپ ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of سونا would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from کوکو, نارجیل beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
آپ know the expression, "Don't quit your دن job?" Well what do آپ say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear جانگھیا on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If آپ were a genie and a person asked آپ this wish, "I wish آپ would not grant me this wish" what would آپ do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get تقسیم, الگ کریں ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If آپ don't pay your exorcist, do آپ get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when آپ actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What happens when آپ get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If آپ write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come آپ get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated سے طرف کی a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe آپ when آپ say there are four billion stars, but check when آپ say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten سے طرف کی a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 یا is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called آپ at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't آپ ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of سونا would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from کوکو, نارجیل beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
آپ know the expression, "Don't quit your دن job?" Well what do آپ say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear جانگھیا on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If آپ were a genie and a person asked آپ this wish, "I wish آپ would not grant me this wish" what would آپ do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get تقسیم, الگ کریں ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If آپ don't pay your exorcist, do آپ get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when آپ actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and آپ can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter سے طرف کی istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and آپ can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter سے طرف کی istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
