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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the بستر half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and کہا "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and سیب, ایپل juice.I thought" what in mother's name can آپ make with milk,eggs,flour, and سیب, ایپل juice. My mom was a really good cook. She can turn دودھ into cheese without using giant machines and all that. I put on my long puffy red کوٹ with my bag hanging off one shoulder. I stepped outside to smell the cold air. Then i walked a fourth of a mile to the bus stop. The bus arrived and I got on. I remember this lady had seemed to be staring at me. It was creepy. She had a lazy eye, used a cane, her hair was as white as snow. She sat right behind me. Then she starts to scream at my back pack saying "I WILL KILL آپ MUTHERF***ER!".She kept yelling at my bag like it did something to her. So I told her " Stop yelling at my bag, old lady!!". Then she got up stood in my face. I was so scared, but I couldn't help staring at her yellow teeth. One of her teeth was missing." WHAT THE HELL DID آپ SAY TO ME!?! The us driver stepped in and کہا " GET OFF MY BUS!!!". "Who?" I said. THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! After that i ended up walking a mile to the store. and about half a mile back. At the end of the دن I always say "God, I hate my life".
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most stupid سوالات ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the فلمیں and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets آپ did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were آپ sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my پسندیدہ )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r آپ ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

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