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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the بستر half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and کہا "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and سیب, ایپل juice.I thought" what in mother's name can آپ make with milk,eggs,flour, and سیب, ایپل juice. My mom was a really good cook. She can turn دودھ into cheese without using giant machines and all that. I put on my long puffy red کوٹ with my bag hanging off one shoulder. I stepped outside to smell the cold air. Then i walked a fourth of a mile to the bus stop. The bus arrived and I got on. I remember this lady had seemed to be staring at me. It was creepy. She had a lazy eye, used a cane, her hair was as white as snow. She sat right behind me. Then she starts to scream at my back pack saying "I WILL KILL آپ MUTHERF***ER!".She kept yelling at my bag like it did something to her. So I told her " Stop yelling at my bag, old lady!!". Then she got up stood in my face. I was so scared, but I couldn't help staring at her yellow teeth. One of her teeth was missing." WHAT THE HELL DID آپ SAY TO ME!?! The us driver stepped in and کہا " GET OFF MY BUS!!!". "Who?" I said. THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! After that i ended up walking a mile to the store. and about half a mile back. At the end of the دن I always say "God, I hate my life".
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As an introductory note, none of this is directed at anyone in particular. It's just based on what I've seen here and elsewhere. I don't wanna start any shit; this is just kinda my two cents about etiquette.l

My opinion pretty much revolves around one policy: don't be an asshole.

Don't be a grammar nazi. Yeah it's annoying when people can't spell یا fuck up punctuation but honestly, so what? Unless they made an honest mistake, آپ being uptight about spelling and grammar isn't going to change how someone types (any grammar nazi would know this from experience). What do آپ gain, anyway, from...
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posted by eslisle4254
My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All دن long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent ہوم
When my mommy does come ہوم
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the دیوار
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...
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posted by Feathershine
Listen for this, I would absolutely love this if this happened to me! I know, imma girl :D!
1. Call her cute and lovable, not sexy! Girls don't want to be called sexy, it makes them think that boys are only thinking about your body, and Girls hate that!
2. Get her phone number, and text her a lot. Nobody's ever done this with me! But I would feel super special if a boy did that
3. Talk to them a lot. A boy in a class, talked to me a lot last سال and science and made me laugh. Do that!
4. Be nice, and don't be mean. If your mean to her, یا آپ just don't talk to her. I encourage آپ to stop being...
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