(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope آپ enjoy!)
آپ know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when آپ break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this مضمون will be مزید of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the تبصرے below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus آپ imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm یا hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly کہا for this review, it's time to take a gander, بطخا at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll تبصرے to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My پسندیدہ version being this one.
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I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a کیڑے, کیڑا to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
آپ know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when آپ break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this مضمون will be مزید of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the تبصرے below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus آپ imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm یا hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly کہا for this review, it's time to take a gander, بطخا at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll تبصرے to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My پسندیدہ version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a کیڑے, کیڑا to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
If آپ are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got آپ pregnant and that آپ want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then if آپ want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the اگلے دن say that آپ are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif آپ get child support hope this helps like i کہا have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop reading and if آپ are still reading thisthen i know آپ love me no joke i thought آپ did not want to countinue reading آپ llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so random ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still reading bye b7ye now stop reading this great now آپ can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop reading this bye!!!!!!!! باکس ان me i love آپ and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
then if آپ want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the اگلے دن say that آپ are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif آپ get child support hope this helps like i کہا have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop reading and if آپ are still reading thisthen i know آپ love me no joke i thought آپ did not want to countinue reading آپ llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so random ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still reading bye b7ye now stop reading this great now آپ can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop reading this bye!!!!!!!! باکس ان me i love آپ and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back آپ two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let آپ talk in private. *Leaves*...
