Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every دن since his retirement 25 years ago. One دن he arrives ہوم looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope آپ enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please تبصرہ and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make مزید lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please تبصرہ and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make مزید lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ہار on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me مچھلی all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast آپ need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and آپ will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and آپ will get a tail but آپ do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also آپ will get powers when آپ do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on آپ but the spell the got put on آپ will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ہار on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me مچھلی all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast آپ need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and آپ will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and آپ will get a tail but آپ do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also آپ will get powers when آپ do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on آپ but the spell the got put on آپ will end in the mornings.